Lieutenant Welker Quotes in Howard the Duck (1986)

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Lieutenant Welker Quotes:

  • [Howard has escaped]

    Lieutenant Welker: How the hell am I gonna explain a manhunt for a duck?

    Officer Hanson: It's a duck hunt.

    Lieutenant Welker: Ah, yes, please don't, don't, don't start, please, please...

  • Beverly: Excuse me, are you in charge here?

    Lieutenant Welker: Yeah, why?

    Beverly: Well, I want to know why they're harassing Howard.

    Lieutenant Welker: Who's Howard?

    Beverly: He had nothing to do with it. Howard, Howard is just an innocent, um...

    Lieutenant Welker: "Thing"?

    Beverly: No. Duck.

    Lieutenant Welker: Just an innocent duck?

    [Beverly nods]

    Lieutenant Welker: [to Officer Hanson] No wonder why I'm asking for early retirement.

  • Lieutenant Welker: [to Howard] You are gonna go play sitting duck in a jail cell.

    Officer Hanson: Lieutenant - what's the charge, sir?

    Lieutenant Welker: Illegal alien!

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