Lieutenant Welker Quotes in Howard the Duck (1986)
Lieutenant Welker Quotes:
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[Howard has escaped]
Lieutenant Welker: How the hell am I gonna explain a manhunt for a duck?
Officer Hanson: It's a duck hunt.
Lieutenant Welker: Ah, yes, please don't, don't, don't start, please, please...
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Beverly: Excuse me, are you in charge here?
Lieutenant Welker: Yeah, why?
Beverly: Well, I want to know why they're harassing Howard.
Lieutenant Welker: Who's Howard?
Beverly: He had nothing to do with it. Howard, Howard is just an innocent, um...
Lieutenant Welker: "Thing"?
Beverly: No. Duck.
Lieutenant Welker: Just an innocent duck?
[Beverly nods]
Lieutenant Welker: [to Officer Hanson] No wonder why I'm asking for early retirement.
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Lieutenant Welker: [to Howard] You are gonna go play sitting duck in a jail cell.
Officer Hanson: Lieutenant - what's the charge, sir?
Lieutenant Welker: Illegal alien!
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