Football Player Quotes in Howard the Duck (1986)

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Football Player Quotes:

  • Football Player: [In a TV Commercial] Why not take a shot of new Shorts Blaster? It's guaranteed to wipe out feather fungus in even the most active crotches.

  • Football Player: Welcome to football!

    Lucy Draper: Welcome to foot... BALL!

    [She kicks him in the crotch; he lets out a soprano wail]

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