Penelope Longstreet Quotes in Carnage (2011)

Nancy Cowan: At least our kid isn't a little wimpy-ass faggot!

Penelope Longstreet: Yours is a FUCKING SNITCH!

Michael Longstreet: What happened to your sense of humor?

Penelope Longstreet: I don't have a sense of humor and I don't want one!

Penelope Longstreet: [to Alan] Don't you tell me about Africa. I know all about suffering in Africa!

Penelope Longstreet: My husband has spent the entire afternoon DRYING THINGS!

Penelope Longstreet: I guess Zachary hasn't acquired any accountability skills...