Poot Quotes in Stick It (2006)

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Poot Quotes:

  • Haley Graham: Can you believe this? Did you see it?

    Poot: Yeah, I saw it. Are you... totally covered in soda, or what?

    Haley Graham: Oh, yeah, great. Thank you.

    Frank: I'm so pissed at that kid. We were totally gonna throw drinks on you. I feel so upstaged.

    Poot: I mean, what? They think they can just hate on you like that?

    Frank: I know! Dude, who do they think they are?

    Poot: They're fakers, that's who. I can't stand fake Haley-haters!

    Frank: It's a bloody outrage, I tell ya!

    Poot: [Yelling] We hate Haley more, people, so *get in line*!

    Haley Graham: Would you shut up?

    Haley Graham: Can't I be upset?

    Haley Graham: Can I go compete now?

    [Walks away]

    Frank: Can I eat? I'm so hungry.

    Poot: [Rubs his head] Let's get some nachos.

  • Poot: [as Haley drives away] Did you catch that?

    Frank: What, that I'm totally her favorite?

    Poot: Dude, why do you always gotta bite my moment? It taste good?

    Frank: [Slurps] Delicious!

  • Joanne: When is your prom? I need time, dates, transportation. And you better be getting me a corsage.

    Frank: Are you kidding me? She's a bitch.

    Poot: Dude.

    Joanne: What?

    Frank: You heard me, Miss Bossy Booty. I don't like how you act.

    Poot: Dude, I totally hate you right now!

    [to Joanne]

    Poot: See, what Frank is really trying to say is, um, it would be my honor.

    Joanne: You think I'm a bitch?

    Poot: [a beat] No. Yeah, kinda, I do. But, I don't have the problem with it that Frank does. I mean, he's gay!

    Joanne: Call me.

    Poot: Stalk you.

  • Haley Graham: [about Joanne] Dude, she's hot.

    [Haley and Frank both stare at him]

    Haley Graham: What? You don't think she's hot? I think she's hot.

    Poot: Dude, she has an apple butt.

    Haley Graham: A what?

    Poot: An apple butt.

  • Poot: Dude, how did we not know about this sport?

  • Poot: [to the girls] I'm Poot, and this is my hetero life mate, Frank. And we are here to be your hosts for this evening, because we are going out! *Ow*!

    [Girls cheer]

    Joanne: No, we aren't. We have work-outs to finish.

    Mina Hoyt: Who died and made you Nadia?

    Wei Wei Yong: Come on, Joanne, you know we wanna go.

    Joanne: We can't just leave. Championships are three weeks away. Our routines need to be perfect.

    Frank: Put some clothes on and get in the truck. We're going out!

    [Poot howls]

    Mina Hoyt: Come on!

    Wei Wei Yong: Yeah!

    [They run inside]

    Frank: Come on. Can you speak?

    [a beat]

    Frank: Can you do anything besides gymnastics?

    Joanne: [Joanne looks around at the other girls] Okay. Anything to get out of this 'tard. That's 'leotard' without the 'leo', in case you were wondering.

  • Poot: This casa's not su casa, no way.

    Stussy: Get out!

    Poot: There's like 6 other empty pools!

    Stussy: That aren't as deep.

    Poot: You're not that good!

  • Joanne: So is Frank your, like, boyfriend or something?

    Haley Graham: Like, no.

    Joanne: Is Poot?

    Haley Graham: No.

    Joanne: Why not?

    Haley Graham: Ew!

    Joanne: So they're, like, fair game?

    Poot: [Runs up and pushes Haley away] Hey, Stupid.

    [to Joanne]

    Poot: I prefer the term 'meat', please.

    Joanne: That was spastic.

    Poot: Thank you. May I accompany you to the jelly beans?

    Joanne: You may.

    Poot: After you, milady.

  • Poot: [Hops up on the counter wearing a dress] So, uh, why are you buying a dress?

    Joanne: Because you're taking me to your prom.

    Poot: Well, shouldn't you be buying a tux? Just kidding. We can both wear dresses.

    [Looks at his underarms]

    Poot: Don't worry, I'll totally shave.

  • Frank: Hey guys? I have a gut feeling something bad's gonna happen.

    Haley Graham: What?

    Poot: What do you mean, dude?

    [Frank farts]

    Poot: Oh, dude! keep it over there!

    [He and Haley stick their heads out the window]

  • Poot: Why do girls wear so much glitter and clippage in their hair? I mean, that is some uptight friggin' hair, right?

    Frank: And how do those leotards not ride up their butts?

    Poot: Oh, yeah.

    Haley Graham: Tuff-Skin.

    Frank: Aw. They have ass calluses?

    Haley Graham: No. It's just this sticky stuff you spray on your butt so the leotard doesn't ride up.

    Poot: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Can I get that job? I wanna be Tuff-Skin.

    Frank: Hey. What would happen if you put some of that Tuff-Skin stuff, on tough skin?

    Poot: Your head would stick to your butt.

    Frank: Why would my head stick to my butt?

    Poot: Cause your head's already up there! Ahh!

    Haley Graham: Don't worry, Frank. My head's up my butt, too. Far.

  • Poot: What's a corsage?

    Frank: The universal sign for wa-chh, whipped!

    Poot: Dude, what's so wrong about being whipped? When is that a bad thing, ever?

    Frank: [Scratches his head] Huh. Good point.

  • Poot: [Uses both hands to throw up the devil horns] Too much rock for one hand, baby!

  • Frank: Yo, let me use your phone.

    Poot: Why? It's gonna be done by the time anyone gets here.

    Frank: I'm not gonna call anyone. I'm gonna take some shots of the blood.

  • Mrs. Charis: [Sees Frank and Poot sneaking around in their masks] May I help you?

    Poot: [Smiles as all the other moms come down the stairs] May we?

  • Poot: Juvie, huh? You call this juvie?

    Haley Graham: Okay, trust me, Poot. This is hard time, okay? He's crazy.

  • Burt Vickerman: Okay, boys, time to go.

    Frank: We're cool, man. Thanks.

    Haley Graham: Come on. I mean, even prisons have visiting hours.

    Burt Vickerman: Yeah, and they're scaring the, the mini-vans out of the moms next door.

    Frank: Please, those mommies were totally hitting on us.

    Poot: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hitting on *us*? Mommies and *me*, dude. Mommies and *me*.

    Burt Vickerman: It's the devil's candy, boys. Trust me. Say good-bye.

  • Frank: What's up your butt?

    Burt Vickerman: What'd you say about my butt?

    Poot: Whatever it is, it's sideways!

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