Mina Hoyt Quotes in Stick It (2006)

Joanne: [Three good-looking guys walk past them into the arms of some girls] What do they have that we don't have?

Wei Wei Yong: Uh, lives.

Mina Hoyt: Time?

Haley Graham: [Shakes her head] Boobs.

[Mina and Wei Wei look down at their chests]

Haley Graham: [Mina and Wei Wei look at their chests]

Poot: [to the girls] I'm Poot, and this is my hetero life mate, Frank. And we are here to be your hosts for this evening, because we are going out! *Ow*!

[Girls cheer]

Joanne: No, we aren't. We have work-outs to finish.

Mina Hoyt: Who died and made you Nadia?

Wei Wei Yong: Come on, Joanne, you know we wanna go.

Joanne: We can't just leave. Championships are three weeks away. Our routines need to be perfect.

Frank: Put some clothes on and get in the truck. We're going out!

[Poot howls]

Mina Hoyt: Come on!

Wei Wei Yong: Yeah!

[They run inside]

Frank: Come on. Can you speak?

[a beat]

Frank: Can you do anything besides gymnastics?

Joanne: [Joanne looks around at the other girls] Okay. Anything to get out of this 'tard. That's 'leotard' without the 'leo', in case you were wondering.

Haley Graham: [Making a phone with her hands] Mina, right?

Mina Hoyt: [Makes the phone as well] Yeah, Mina.

Joanne: Mina, put down the phone!

Haley Graham: Can you tell Joanne that I'm gonna take over and do a *real* dismount?

Mina Hoyt: Joanne, Haley's on the phone. She says she's gonna do a real dismount.

Joanne: I heard her, thank you!

Haley Graham: How about a double back?

Burt Vickerman: You will not throw a double back without training it first, Haley!

Haley Graham: Close your eyes.

Burt Vickerman: Over my dead body.

Haley Graham: A little CPR might do you good.

Haley Graham: Haley!

Haley Graham: [to Mina and Wei Wei] You're new. You can make a splash. Let it rip.

Mina Hoyt: Let what rip?

Haley Graham: Make the judges look! I'm not talking about putting a cute little smile on your face as if they're doing you a favor. Make them look! If you're gonna eat mat, you're gonna eat mat hard. Don't play it safe. You gotta throw your best tricks as hard as you can.

Burt Vickerman: [Haley does a skill and tumbles on her landing] Shall we share out philosophy with Haley, ladies? Speak my mind. What are we about?

Joanne, Mina Hoyt, Wei Wei Yong, Devon, Lacey, Brooke: Clean, safe routines, guaranteed to stick.

Haley Graham: [Gags] Is he keeping your brains in jars? Or should I be concerned about the water?

Mina Hoyt: You were amazing. You'll win floor at event finals for sure.

Nastia Liukin: No. I didn't even qualify.

Mina Hoyt: That is so lame.

Tricia Skilken: [sarcastic] Boohoo. Stop whining.

Nastia Liukin: Diva!

Mina Hoyt: Devil!

Mina Hoyt: We're warming up Yourchenkos.

Haley Graham: Super. I'm going for a 'Butt-ahara'.

Devon: You mean a Tsukahara?

Haley Graham: No, I mean a 'Butt-ahara'.

Mina Hoyt: [Joanne storms off after losing the in-house meet] Deja jealous, Joanne?

Mina Hoyt: Oh, my god. I'm the new vault champ!

Joanne: I know! And I loved not going! I mean, if we chose the winner on every event, we could actually control the results for once.

Haley Graham: Oh my God, you're right! Since when are you brilliant?

Joanne: I don't know. Since now?

Wei Wei Yong: [to Haley] You wanna win the purse, we get it.

Mina Hoyt: Yeah. Hope we ate mat hard enough for you.