Parky Quotes in Love Actually (2003)

Parky: This must be a very exciting moment for you, fighting for the Christmas Number One. How's it looking so far?

Billy Mack: Very bad indeed... Blue are outselling me five to one. But I'm hoping for a late surge. And if I reach Number One, I promise to sing the song stark naked on TV on Christmas Eve.

Parky: Do you mean that?

Billy Mack: Well of course I mean it, Michael. Do you want a preview, you old flirt?

[stands in front of Parky and flashes at him]

Parky: *That'll* never make Number One!

Harold: It's my manor!

Parky: Not anymore Harold, they're taking it away from you.

Harold: I want the name of your top grass.

Parky: He trusts me Harold, I've known him a long time.

Harold: Then you should remember his name.