Oliver Martin Quotes in A Lot Like Love (2005)

Oliver Martin: Well, if it wasn't love, it was a lot like it.

Oliver Martin: Emily, I'm flat broke. I don't have a job. I don't have a plan. And I know, I know I'm probably six years too late, but will you give me strike one back?

Oliver Martin: Bon Jovi get a big record contract or somethin'?

Emily Friehl: His name's not Bon Jovi.

Oliver Martin: Oh.

Emily Friehl: He plays guitar.

Oliver Martin: Everyone plays guitar.

Emily Friehl: You play guitar?

Oliver Martin: No.

Emily Friehl: Strike two.

Oliver Martin: Well... Guess when I'm an old man, I'll never have to wonder, "What if?"...

Oliver Martin: My brother's deaf, Em. I can go days without talking.

Oliver Martin: Let it go, smile, you're with me.

Oliver Martin: The thing is, how can I be there for her if I don't even have my thing figured out? You know?

Graham Martin: [pointing to his son] You should get one.

Oliver Martin: That was the plan. Instead I'm almost 30, unemployed, and living with mom and dad.

Graham Martin: Oliver. This is your life. Right now. It doesn't wait for you to get back on your feet.

Oliver Martin: You figure a guy like me with a house, a job a car - a nice car - you think I'm going to have a problem finding someone to fall in love with me?

Emily Friehl: Oh, I think you're going to have a big problem.

Oliver Martin: Actually, I'm here visiting my brother. He's a lawyer. Well, he's going to be. He's in law school, so...

Emily Friehl: Is that what you wanna do, too?

Oliver Martin: I don't know. I just finished school.

Emily Friehl: Don't people usually graduate in June?

Oliver Martin: Yeah.

Emily Friehl: It's almost a year ago. You still don't have a job?

Oliver Martin: What are you, my mom?

Emily Friehl: I don't know, when you look at me, do you see your mom?

Oliver Martin: What's your stance on pancakes?

Emily Friehl: I am pro-pancakes.

Emily Friehl: This is your trip, it's happening right now

[Takes Oliver's camera and takes a picture of her crotch]

Oliver Martin: [sarcastically] Oh Great! All the places I have traveled!

Oliver Martin: [annoyed] Gabe the babe.