Oleg Quotes in 2012 (2009)

Jackson Curtis: Hey, have a safe trip, you little bastards.

Oleg: Now you're laughing, Curtis, but we have tickets to go on on a big ship. We will live and you will die.

Evgeni: We should sign his dick. Everyone sign his dick!

Doug Glatt: What's happening here?

Oleg: What's the matter? You have a little puss-puss? Mommy whipped up a pussy pot pie, huh?

Evgeni: Let's see what's going on over there.

Oleg: Show us your dick.

Doug Glatt: I don't want you to see my dick.

Oleg: Why you being gay?

Marco: I think you're fuckin', being... pretty gay.

Oleg: It's not gay.

Evgeni: Not if you're brothers.

Marco: If you're brothers it's gay with a fuckin' dash of something else.

Doug Glatt: My brother's gay and he doesn't even do that.

Marco: I've been playing hockey my whole life, I never fuckin' signed no ones dick man.

John Stevenson: I'll sign your dick Doug.

Oleg: You know, I've never fucked a cockroach killer before.

Lisa: Nice. I've never fucked a Russian.

Oleg: You like the house, don't you?

Anna: I hate this house. I hate it. I hate everything it stands for. And I will never live in this house, and neither will Alex.

Alex: Aw, come on!

Anna: We are leaving tomorrow.

Oleg: [slams his hand on the table] Now you listen to me. I bought this fucking house for you. If you ever want to see another penny from me, then you're going to fucking live here and we are gonna be a fucking family, and that's an order.

Anna: [after Oleg leaves the room] Over my dead body.

Oleg: I wanna play a game with you.

Call Girl: Okay, what kind of game? I don't do kinky.

Oleg: This isn't at all kinky. You just have to watch. It's called Russian Roulette.

[pulls out a handgun]

Oleg: Relax. You want more money?

Call Girl: Yeah.

Oleg: [throws more money on the bed] Okay?

Call Girl: Yeah.

Oleg: Here's the game: You have to bet that money I gave you on whether I live,

[puts one bullet in the gun, spins the cylinder, and closes the cylinder]

Oleg: or I die.

Call Girl: What do you mean?

Oleg: I mean, you have to bet when I pull this trigger,

[points gun at his head]

Oleg: I'm going to live or I'm going to die.

Call Girl: I can't do that. I - I don't think I like this game.

Oleg: It's very Russian. Come on, place your bet. What's it going to be?

Call Girl: [puts all her money on the bed] Four-thousand says you die, you crazy fuck!

Oleg: [pulls the trigger, but no shot was made] Sorry,

[takes money away from her]

Oleg: this just wasn't your lucky night.

Call Girl: You cheap asshole. You knew!

Oleg: [after she leaves the bed room] No, I didn't know.

Call Girl: Can we try again? I thought maybe you'd like to play that game again. I didn't get a fair chance.

Oleg: Take the money and get lost.

Call Girl: Thanks.

Oleg: You need money, huh?

Lisa: Yeah, most people do. Do you?

Oleg: No, I'm more of the philanthropic type.

James: I got a call from Moscow, there's a problem.

Oleg: Relax, there's always problems in Moscow.

Oleg: [to Alex] You wanna play with guns? Then you must be ready to kill. You understand? Kill. And if you are wrong, fuck it, it's still the right thing to do.

Oleg: Listen, how would you like to make another four-hundred?

Lisa: For what, cleaning up the rest of your house?

Oleg: No, a quickie.

Lisa: Oh, I don't think you're up for that!

Oleg: You're right, but I'm willing to try.

Lisa: I think you're gonna have alot more luck with those girlies at the pool.

Lisa: I should go.

Oleg: No, stay.

Lisa: Why?

Oleg: I told you I'm lonely, I need somebody. I'll pay you.

Lisa: [pauses] How much?

Oleg: How much do you want?

Lisa: Alot. And I'm not gonna fuck you.

Oleg: It's a deal.

[pause]

Oleg: I like being with you.