Laura Wilson Quotes in 2012 (2009)

Laura Wilson: [On phone] Dad, where are you?

President Thomas Wilson: You wouldn't have gotten on that plane if I told you.

Laura Wilson: Daddy, what's happening? I thought you were coming on the plane.

President Thomas Wilson: Do you know what strength it gives me to know that my daughter is going to survive?

Laura Wilson: No toothbrush. Only books.

Adrian Helmsley: You know, when I was a kid, my dad was on the road a lot. He would give me a box full books, call me every night and quiz me. I'd get an ice cream cone for every book I read, so I was a fat kid.

Laura Wilson: I find that very hard to believe.

Adrian Helmsley: No, it's true. My high school career was 2,000 books and zero girlfriends.

Laura Wilson: I didn't even kiss a boy till I was in college. They were all to scared of my dad.

Laura Wilson: How were all these people chosen?

Carl Anheuser: The same way your art was: By experts from all over the world. We had geneticists determine the perfect gene pool we need to repopulate.

Adrian Helmsley: These people were chosen by geneticists?

Laura Wilson: Looks to me like their checkbooks got them onboard.

Carl Anheuser: That's right, Dr. Wilson. Without billions of dollars from the private sector, this entire operation would've been impossible.

Adrian Helmsley: We sold tickets. And what about all these workers? They all get passes?

Carl Anheuser: What, life isn't fair? Is that it? You want to donate your passes to a couple Chinese workers, you be my guest.

Sally - President's Secretary: Sorry, sir. She insisted.

[leaves afterward]

Laura Wilson: The Director of Louvre has just been killed. It's all over the news.

[puts down newspaper and turns TV in room on with the news confirming what she had just explained]

President Thomas Wilson: [after the TV is back off] Adrian, I don't think you met my daughter, have you?

Adrian Helmsley: No, sir.

Laura Wilson: We just talked. He said the organization I work for is a sham. How can he say something like that?

Carl Anheuser: [to Adrian] Come.

[Carl and Adrian leave the room]

President Thomas Wilson: [after the door shuts after Adrian and leave] Did I ever tell you that you are just like your mother when you get upset?

Laura Wilson: Daddy, a man was just killed.

President Thomas Wilson: Please, sit down. Only twelve people know what I am about to tell you.

Laura Wilson: Daddy, what's going on?

President Thomas Wilson: An international endeavour is under way, and 46 nations are currently invested in this thing.