Sasha Quotes in 2012 (2009)

Yuri Karpov: [while flying over Hawaii] What is that?

Sasha: The State of Hawaii.

Yuri Karpov: Not good. That is not good.

Sasha: [while flying the Antonov] Lift your big ass for Sasha!

Sasha: Boss, I found us a plane.

Yuri Karpov: Can you still fly that thing?

Sasha: Sure, boss. But I need co-pilot.

Lilly Curtis: Gordon's a pilot.

Gordon Silberman: No, I'm not. I'm not.

Jackson Curtis: Yes, he is. Great pilot. Let's go.

Yuri Karpov: Good. Let's go!

[both groups set out for the plane]

Gordon Silberman: [just before going outdoors] Jackson, stop saying I'm a pilot.

Miroslav Lokar: [Stackhouse is being interrogated after he is captured by Serb troops] Are you alone?

Stackhouse: Correct.

Chris Burnett: [the Serb troops, along with Lokar, leave and Stackhouse is watched by Sasha. Burnett observes from a nearby hill and sees Sasha execute Stackhouse]

[Yelling]

Chris Burnett: NO!

[Sasha looks at the hill where Burnett is. Knowing that he gave away his position, Burnett starts to run]

Sasha: [Whistles to the nearby Serb troops and shouts in Serbian and begins shooting] There's another one!

Bazda: [In Serbian] Fire on the hills!

[Serb troops begin firing on Burnett as he escapes]

Sasha: [In Serbian] I have 48 hours, my friend. Let's see who can wait longer.

Bazda: [Bazda accidentally steps on a mine as he and Sasha are looking for Burnett]

[to Sasha and speaking in Serbian]

Bazda: Help me.

Sasha: [Pulls out his pistol and aims at Bazda and speaks in Serbian] Don't move. Be very still.

Bazda: [as Sasha carefully walks off; speaking in Serbian] Help me! HELP ME!

[Sasha shrugs at Bazda as Sasha leaves the area]

Sasha: Brooke, what is going on?

Molly: What's platinum rule number one in the Kappa chapter book?

Hunter: Never wear sweatpants.

Molly: Rule number 2.

Sasha: A sister in need comes before anything else.

Molly: Girls, we have a sister in need.

Nick: [driving the stolen car] You know you're crazy, don't you?

Sasha: Yeah, cuckoo crazy!

Sasha: [Sasha draws his weapon on 49er One after failing to take him down on the chains above]

[shouts]

Sasha: Don't even think about it!

49er One: [grinning wickedly] Your clip's dry, 1137. You know it.

Sasha: Do you think so?

49er One: Yeah, I think so. You would have used it by now if it wasn't.

Sasha: Are you sure?

49er One: [not certain at first] Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Sasha: [Sasha takes the clip out and shows it to 49er One] That's right. The magazine's dry. The question is... do I still have one in the tube?

49er One: [feeling lucky, he decides to call Sasha's bluff] I say you're dry.

Sasha: Make your move.

49er One: [draws his weapon, Sasha pull the trigger and the gun doesn't fire] That's a nice bluff.

Sasha: It wasn't a bluff. It was a misfire.

49er One: Where's Lester?

Sasha: Find him yourself.

49er One: Sweet dreams, partner.

Kesler, Bad Ass Guard: [Kesler brings Sasha to the death chamber after Lester requests to see him] Welcome to "Slaughterhouse Five".

Sasha: Why they call it that?

Kesler, Bad Ass Guard: A man can be legally executed five different ways. Lethal injection's the most popular, followed by hanging, gas chamber, firing squad and then there's my personal favorite...

[holds up stun baton]

Kesler, Bad Ass Guard: electrocution. It's all done here, in this totally soundproof isolation chamber. We even let the condemned man choose.

Justice Jane McPherson: [seeing Sasha come in, turns to the warden, El Fuego] Who is that man?

El Fuego: Number one, one, three, seven.

Justice Jane McPherson: What's he doing here?

El Fuego: When a man asks for someone to spend his last hour with, you give it to him.

49er One: You give me Lester, and we'll let you thumb a ride with us.

Sasha: Hitchhiking's dangerous. Didn't your mama ever tell you that?

Williams: What the hell's going on out there?

Sasha: I got everything under control.

Williams: Any good news?

Sasha: [Sasha talks about his wife] She was the best part of me.

Nick: [after Sasha's confession, Nick needs the whole truth about his being in Alcatraz] Yo, you need to break a few things down to me.

Sasha: Yeah, what am I doing here? Maintaining my cover, earning your trust.

Nick: [dryly] You already screwed that up.

Sasha: The Bureau thought that if we did time together you might trust me with more sensitive information when we got back out on the streets.

Nick: [puzzled] Ya'll want Sonny that bad?

Sasha: [miserably] My wife's dead because of him. She died when one of his men jacked my car and put four bullets in her chest. You bet your life, I want him that bad.

Nick: [regretfully] I'm sorry man, I didn't know.

Sasha: [sighs] I don't know. She was the best part of me.

Sasha: [Sasha confesses to Nick about who he is] I'm undercover. F.B.I.

Nick: But you passed the lie detector test.

Sasha: That's nothing man. Anybody can do that.

Nick: [with anger in his voice] All this time... y ou've been settin' up on me.

[aims his weapon at Sasha]

Nick: I believed in you. I trusted you. Brought you into my family...

[shouts]

Nick: I vouched for you! And you betrayed me?

Sasha: It's not that simple.

Lester: [places hand on Nick's shoulder] Don't do it.

[Nick disarms himself, unable to shoot Sasha]

Sasha: [guilty expression on his face] Well, I'm sorry.

[Sasha walks away to take Lester to safety]

Nick: I thought we was friends, Sasha.

Sasha: [stops in his tracks] We still are. You can bet your life on that.

Sasha: [Sasha talks to Nick in the prison] Well, for the record. I couldn't have done it without you.

Nick: [SPOILER] I heard you busted Sonny.

Sasha: That's what I started out to do. I usually like to finish what I start.

Nick: You better not be playing me.

Sasha: You know me. I ain't playing.

Lester: The rumor is you went half past dead and came back.

Sasha: Yeah!

Lester: Took a ride on the flat line for 22 minutes... and lived to tell. Thought we could play some cards and talk about that.

49er One: Your clip's dry, 1147. You know it.

Sasha: Do you think so?

49er One: Yeah. You'd have used it by now if it wasn't.

Sasha: Are you sure?

49er One: Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Sasha: [Sasha removes the magazine from the gun] That's right. Magazine's dry. Question is, do I still have one in the tube?

49er One: I say you're dry.

Sasha: Make your move.

[Sasha pulls the trigger and the gun doesn't go off]

49er One: That's a nice bluff.

Sasha: Wasn't a bluff. It was a misfire.

Sasha: Who is this guy?

[Sasha turns to a cell guard]

Lester: I'm a man with 50 minutes to live.

Sasha: You must be Manolo.

Manolo: You must be Sasha.

Jonathan: You must be going.

Sasha: Meet me at the Cafe Friedrichstrasse.

Sasha: Then, um, that is second lie, Jonathan. Do not let there be a third.

Sasha: So where is the North Pole?

Oloukine: On the top of the world! It's very cold there like a white desert. You have to walk for miles and miles on ice fields, with sleighs and dogs. But it's so beautiful... And what do we do when we reach the Pole, my Sashenka?

Sasha: We plant the flag!

Sasha: I'm gonna get some water after our long night Takeru you animal.

[walks off]

Takeru: [to himself] I'm an animal?

Sasha: It's alright! They're the Brothers Grimm! People talk about them in Marsburg! They're famous!

Will Grimm: Right you are, son! The famous Brothers Grimm. Look at this strapping young man.

Gregor: *He* is my daughter.

[Awkward pause]

Will Grimm: And a fine wife he'll make some lucky man.

Sasha: He's only 8 years old!

Charlie: That's 56 in dog years.

Sasha: Fine! Don't listen to me. Listen to your guardian angel.

Charlie: David, Cannery Square sounds like a great plan to me.

[the Labrador gives Sasha a first-place ribbon and a bone for winning the talent contest]

Sasha: You advertised a meal for the winner!

Labrador: If it's a meal ya want honey, I'm off at ten.

Sasha: Honey, I'd rather eat out of the garbage.

Labrador: [almost to himself] That's what I had in mind.

Charlie: Why don't you ask him yourself?

Sasha: Now that would be a miracle.

Charlie: One miracle coming up.

[disappears by taking off the collar and reappears in front of Sasha and kisses her, his miracle goes into her]

Sasha: Ugh! Of all the arrogant, presumptuous, egotistical mutts I've ever met!

David: Ahh! Now you talk.

[Sasha puts her paw over her mouth]

David: You must be an angel.

Charlie: Hi, I'm Charlie. And, you are?

Sasha: Not remotely interested.

Charlie: Is there a Mr. Sasha?

Sasha: No. And I'm not taking applications.

Charlie: So, is there a Mr. Sasha?

Sasha: Nope and I'm not taking applications.

Charlie: Okay. Okay but, if you were; what uh... what qualities would you be looking for?

Sasha: Oh, I don't know.

Charlie: Ah, of course you do.

Sasha: Hmmm. Well... loyalty, strength, breeding...

Charlie: I'd be good at that.

Sasha: ...humility... compassion

[Charlie accidently hits his head]

Sasha: and of course, style.

Sasha: Two words: Duhh!

Sasha: Besides, dentist's on Friday!

Sasha: Oh no she di'ent!

Gordie Boggs: We're going back to basics. To find our heart.

Sasha: Can I come?

Gordie Boggs: No, because you don't have one.

Gordie Boggs: Buenos nachos!

Sasha: I didn't know you spoke Spanish.

Gordie Boggs: Yeah, I took it in high school... a bunch of times.

Sasha: Are you fluent?

Gordie Boggs: No, I feel fine.

Sasha: I'd love you to show me your awesome moves...

Gordie Boggs: Are you sure?

Sasha: I'm sure.

Sasha: I'm just saying, Spermster's a hottie. Is he single?

Joni: Okay, first of all - ew - and second, he's a really good person, so I'd prefer it if you didn't taint him with your whore juice.

Sasha: Fair enough, hairy muff. I'm outta here.

Sasha: Hey, she worked her ass off. She deserves some hot jock sausage.

[first lines]

Sasha: Watch where you're going, bitch!

Paige: What?

Sasha: Thanks for cutting me off.

Paige: You almost knocked my side view mirror off, slut.

Sasha: You are lucky I have to be somewhere or I'd fuck your ass up right now.

Paige: Fuck you!

Sasha: Fuck you!

Sasha: Guess I should've known that as soon as you found someone else to couple up with, that you'd be done with me.

Paige: Sasha, that is not fair. Okay yes, I am less available to you now than I was before when there was no one else in my life and we talked every night till 2 in the morning. But that was always gonna change when one of us met someone. I mean you don't talk to your friends till 2 in the morning anymore, you stop needing that.

Sasha: But you still have that.

Paige: What?

Sasha: You... ah... you still talk to someone till 2 in the morning, it's just him now. Nothing changed for you. It just changed for me. Can you acknowledge that, please?

Sasha: You didn't tell her it's a set up, right?

Paige: No, no no no, no pressure. No, but you know when heard of you guys fell in love and we went on double dates and lived happily ever after.

Sasha: Okay, psycho.

Sasha: Are you all right?

Anna Bronski: I'm fine.

Sasha: Then why are you on the floor?

Anna Bronski: The Floor? I'm on the floor? I'm on the FLOOR. Well get me up.

Sasha: Enter, Andre Sobinski.

Anna Bronski: Exit, Sasha Kinski.

[Sasha puts on his coat to go out]

Anna Bronski: What's that on your coat?

Sasha: Oh, it's the newest fashion in occupied Warsaw. Jews wear yellow stars, homosexuals wear pink triangles.

Anna Bronski: Sasha! How awful for you!

Sasha: [quietly] I hate it.

Anna Bronski: Now listen, they're rounding up Jews. Are they rounding up...?

Sasha: No, no, so far, so good. Now, don't wait up for me. I've got a hot date with another triangle.

Sasha: Sex is in the groin of the beholder.

[after crawling under the dining table to give Dime a blow job by surprise, the farmer's sexy daughter, Josephine, suddenly does the same to Jill]

Jill: Oh, my God...

Sasha: Jill...

Mother Libby: Are you okay?

Jill: Hmm? Mm-hmm. Mm. Oh. Oh... oh, God.

Mother Libby: Joseph, something strange is going on.

Jill: Oh!

Farmer Joseph: Wait a second. I know what's happening here...

Jill: Oh... oh, oh...

[referring to the unseen Josephine]

Jill: Fuck you!

Farmer Joseph: Libby, call the exorcist. These kids are possessed! And get my gun!

Nick: No, no, no, sir, I assure you...

Jill: Ohhhhhh, shit!

Farmer Joseph: Now, that's it. Everybody out! Out, out!

[when they're outside]

Farmer Joseph: And take Lucifer with you!

[shoots his gun in the air]

Nick: [Nick overlooks the coastline] Oh wow! It's beautiful.

Sasha: Yeah! Trees, rock, ocean, iceberg.

Gordon Miller: Might lead to a Hollywood contract.

Sasha: Hollywood! Oh, gentlemen, you are singing music in my ears. I, but, if Mr. Wagner finds out?

Gordon Miller: Think of the other Russians who made good in the same way, Gregory Ratoff... Ginger Rogersvitz...

Allison: Oh my god!

Amanda: What?

Allison: That guy is getting a blow job!

Allison, Sasha: [both start laughing]

Amanda: [indignant] It's not fuckin' funny, Allison! Shut up!

Amanda: [whispering to Sasha] Say something!

Sasha: [to Allison and Emily in the front seat] OK, ya' know what? I, for one, wanna' just voice the opinion that this is crazy whack. I just had to say that.

Emily: [Emily, Amanda, and Sasha approach Allison at her locker the morning after her arrest with Hector and his gang] Ally, you are soo fucking down!

Sasha: Yeah, like doing hard time and shit...

Allison: [trying hard to be modest] No, no, it wasn't like that...

Amanda: Come on, I heard you hit a cop and you got into a knife fight!

Allison: Na, no-no guys. It was more like uh... detention.

[tosses her purse into her locker and flings it shut]

Allison: See ya later!

[puts her arm around Emily's waist and the two of them walk away]

Amanda: [watches them leave] Bye...

Sasha: So, I wonder what Daddy thought!

Amanda: [rolls her eyes] Please! Daddy waved his magic wand and it went away.

Morgan: I've never seen anyone move like that before.

Sasha: I'm sure.

Sasha: Look we don't need your charity or anything.

Romain: You don't love me anymore.

Sasha: I don't know.

Romain: I don't love you anymore either.

Sasha: Don't play with me.

Romain: Just once. One last time.

Sasha: What's the point?

Romain: Funny you should say that. I keep saying it to myself lately.

Sasha: I gave you everything, and you destroyed me.

Sasha: Why would a goddess suffer the tears of a boy?

Sasha: We have contract here.

Beth: What kind of contract?

Sasha: Anyone who comes to this place... cannot leave... without killing.

Sasha: Spit it out Felicia.

Felicia: Thats just the problem, I didn't.

Sasha: Please, I don't wanna die. I don't wanna die...

Nerdy Guy: Hey, listen.

[an audible scream in the middle of a song emits from the speaker]

Nerdy Guy: That scream, that's an actual cry for help by a girl being murdered.

Sasha: [feigning interest] You're kidding me!

Nerdy Guy: No! That's why it sounds so real. Because it was lifted off a 9-11 tape.

Sasha: [sarcastically] That's great.

Sasha: Parker, why do you always have to be such a jerk?

Parker: I was just messing around.

Sasha: Look, I'm gonna go to the radio station, okay?

Parker: Hey. Who's my girl? Who's my girl?

Parker: [Sasha blows him a kiss before leaving the party] That's my girl!

Sasha: Somebody told me she was listening to my show when it happened. I mean, my voice was probably the last thing she heard, can you imagine?

Sasha: ...When i was dancing my only title role... On the stage - darkness... Just one spot lit up... MINE... Conductor gave me a sign... my theme started... I entered... I was so beautiful. Yes, i was so beautiful...

Carl: Yeah, great, great. And now... SUCK MY DICK!

Carl: Now tell me, what you think how do I look?

Sasha: I don't know... maybe... interesting.

Carl: A lizard looks interesting, too.

[Kate finds Sasha]

Kate Filmore: Don't worry. Everything's going to be all right. Okay?

[Sasha is shivering in fear]

Kate Filmore: Do you understand me?

Sasha: I'm just blind. Not retarded.