Gordon Silberman Quotes in 2012 (2009)

[They're about to drive out from the plane with the Bentley]

Jackson Curtis: All right, let's go!

Tamara: Wait! Where's Sasha?

Gordon Silberman: Sasha's fine. We need to get out of here before he touches down.

Tamara: No, no, no! We have to wait for him.

Yuri Karpov: Go Jackson, go!

Jackson Curtis: [Tries to start the car] It won't start!

[Everyone panics]

Yuri Karpov: Shut up, everbody!

[Everyone stops screaming]

Yuri Karpov: Engine... start!

[Car starts]

Kate Curtis: [on the phone with Jackson] Hello?

Jackson Curtis: [in the limo en route to Kate's house] Kate, stop what you're doing.

Kate Curtis: Jackson?

Jackson Curtis: Listen to me. I've rented a plane. Pack up the kids, I'm gonna be there in five minutes.

Kate Curtis: What are you talking about? We're gonna do our regular Saturday. Noah has music at 2 and Lil has karate.

Gordon Silberman: Not gonna expect him to remember.

Jackson Curtis: Kate, California is going down! Pack up the kids now!

Kate Curtis: They just got back. God, you sound like a cray person. The Governor just said we're fine.

Jackson Curtis: The guy's an actor! He's reading a script! When they tell you not to panic...

[makes a hard left]

Jackson Curtis: that's when you run!

Kate Curtis: Look, will you call me back when you calm down?

[hangs up phone]

Lilly Curtis: Mommy, why is Daddy so crazy?

[Gordon looks at Kate]

Kate Curtis: Finish your pancakes, Al Capone.

Kate Curtis: [as they escape Los Angeles in the plane] I don't understand. How did you know this was to happen?

Jackson Curtis: It's not just California. It's the whole goddamned world that gone to shit. I met this guy at Yellowstone, this crazy guy, but he's been right about that's happened so far. And he says that the government is building these ships, spaceships, I don't know what, but something.

Gordon Silberman: What, ships?

Jackson Curtis: Yeah, places where we can be safe. He knows where they are. He's got a map.

Kate Curtis: Jackson...

Jackson Curtis: Kate, you gotta just trust me on this, okay?

Gordon Silberman: Guys... look.

[L.A. is sinking into the Pacific as they fly away]

Jackson Curtis: We gotta get to the Santa Monica Airport!

Gordon Silberman: Well, take the freeway! It'll be half the time!

Jackson Curtis: [as the freeway collapses from the earthquake] Yeah, right!

Sasha: Boss, I found us a plane.

Yuri Karpov: Can you still fly that thing?

Sasha: Sure, boss. But I need co-pilot.

Lilly Curtis: Gordon's a pilot.

Gordon Silberman: No, I'm not. I'm not.

Jackson Curtis: Yes, he is. Great pilot. Let's go.

Yuri Karpov: Good. Let's go!

[both groups set out for the plane]

Gordon Silberman: [just before going outdoors] Jackson, stop saying I'm a pilot.

Gordon Silberman: What he said about you and Sasha, is it true?

Tamara: Sasha was worth 100 times a man like Yuri. I should have listend to you, Dr. Silberman. I actually like the way I looked before that monster talk me into it.

Gordon Silberman: Did you know he asked for a discount? And he paid in installments.

Tamara: Cheap bastard.

Gordon Silberman: Honey, why don't we make a baby?

Kate Curtis: We're not making a baby in the supermarket!

Kate Curtis: Does anybody got any money? We could bribe them.

Gordon Silberman: I do, I do.

Jackson Curtis: You got a billion euros?

Gordon Silberman: Honey, women pay me thousands of dollars to handle their boobs, and you get it for free.