Officer Hole Quotes in Friday After Next (2002)

Officer Hole: This is Officer Brian Dix. I'm Officer Alvin Hole, and we'll let you know if anything develops.

Craig Jones: [looks at card] Officer A. Hole and B. Dix.

Officer Hole: We'll call you.

Officer Dix: For the second time, y'all got jacked by Santa Claus?

Day-Day: Yeah.

Officer Hole: Black guy, wasn't it?

Day-Day: No, this was a nigga that did this.

Officer Hole: Makes me wanna go home and lock up all my shit.

Officer Hole: Oh and when we find St. Nick, what do y'all want us to do to him? Cracked ribs? Fractured skull? Little eye gouge?

Craig Jones, Day-Day: Fractured skull.

Day-Day: Beat da shit out of him.

Craig Jones: Eye gouge. That's the shit.

Officer Hole: [writes it down] And an eye gouge.

Craig Jones: We the victims, man. We the victims.

Officer Hole: That victim shit is way overblown. Just sit there and shut up.

Craig Jones: [sotto] Asshole.

Officer Dix: Open up, let's do this.

Officer Hole: [imitating Willie] Put down the b-b-b-b-b-b-barbecue!