Grandma Jones Quotes in Friday After Next (2002)

Craig Jones: About a year ago, my pops quit his dog-catching job and went into business with my uncle Elroy. They ran this spot called Brothers Barbecue. Taste so good, make you wanna slap yo' mama. You might have seen the commercial.

Uncle Elroy: Ya'll tired of eatin' that barbecue from up the street? Where they give you more sauce than they give you meat? Then bring your big ass down to Bros. Barbecue, 15837 South Crenshaw Boulevard, that's right off Manchester. Bros. Barbecue, tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo' mama! Don't it, Willie?

Mr. Jones: Yeah, boy! Hey, mama?

Grandma Jones: What the hell you want, Willie?

[Willie slaps her]

Uncle Elroy: Ain't but one location, so it's nearest you.

Craig Jones: You might have missed it. They only had enough money for a 15-second spot. Well, my pops hooked us up with a job as Christmas help security.

Craig Jones: Yo, Mama. Big Mama, you alright?

Grandma Jones: Who are you?

Craig Jones: It's Craig, Mama. Your oldest grandson. The smart one. Not Day-Day.