Moly Quotes in Friday After Next (2002)

Craig Jones: [beaten up Moly walks in Barbeque restaurant] Daaaamn!

Day-Day: [imitating Moly] Someone call 9-1-1

Mr. Jones: Moly... you got knocked the fuck out!

Moly: Oh, good observation, buddy.

[looks to Craig and Day-Day]

Moly: Where were you buddies, huh?

Craig Jones: We was on our lunch break.

Day-Day: Trying to get something to eat, so we can secure this nasty-ass lot.

Moly: Good, good, good... you were eating while I was getting beating.

Day-Day: Looks like somebody beat the bricks off your motherfucking ass.

Moly: You are supposed to be a security guard, buddy, no?

Day-Day: [pretending to be olivious] We are security, ain't that a bitch?

Craig Jones: We are security guards.

Day-Day: [screaming] Y'all hear me blowing this whistle?

Moly: We hear you, dog, what is it?

Day-Day: We just got jacked by Santa Claus! He almost tied us up, fucked us and robbed us! He pulled out a pistol and...!

[begins acting melodramatically]

Moly: You on crack, buddy?

Moly: [after Day-Day, Craig and Elroy got mugged by Santa] You're supposed to be security, buddy.

Day-Day: That's why I asked yo ass for the two flashlights.

[Moly and the two cops start laughing]

Day-Day: That's why I hate the fucking law. Get yo fat ass up and go do something about this. You get up too! Gotta get us those flashlights or we gonna get killed around here!

Mr. Jones: Have you seen our commercial?

Moly: No, buddy.

Mr. Jones: Bros. Barbecue taste so good, make you wanna slap yo mama!

[slaps Moly. Moly slaps him back. Willie slaps Moly again. Moly slaps back again]

Moly: Hey buddy.

Mr. Jones: Moly, what the fuck wrong with you?

Moly: You guys are top-flight security, best in the whole wide world. You have to defend this whole place with your own lives.

Day-Day: And I'd die for this shit too.

Day-Day: Hey, I wanna ask you a question.

Moly: Okay, what?

Day-Day: When we get our guns?

Moly: Oh, no, no guns. You are top-flight unarmed security guards.

Craig Jones: What about walkie talkies?

Day-Day: And some flashlights. In case we catch some girl giving up some head right in the back behind the trash cans, I could come back there with the flashlight and catch her.

Moly: You guys are supposed to be big, tough guys. You don't need all these gidgets-gadgets, huh. All you need is this here.

[hands them whistles]

Moly: If there are any problems, you just blow. Toot-toot!

Day-Day: [they blow their whistles; Craig is standing right next to Day-Day] Goddamn, Craig!

Moly: [while smoking a cigar] Take lunch, one half hour. Don't be late!

[walks away]

Day-Day: That's a dirty motherfucker. He gon' blow smoke in our face on the first arrest? That's bullshit.

Craig Jones: See? I told you there ain't no future in being a company man.