Mrs. Pearly Quotes in Friday After Next (2002)

Damon: Momma where you goin?

Mrs. Pearly: Im goin to make my daily rounds

Damon: Can you make me a sandwhich when you get back?

Mrs. Pearly: Make your own damn sandwich!

Mrs. Pearly: So how much do you really love your boy?

Mr. Jones: Not enough to pay his fucking rent. I have enough trouble paying my own damn rent.

Craig Jones: You ain't evictin' nobody, 'less you got a motherfuckin' army wit you.

Mrs. Pearly: I don't need no army, Mr. Smart-ass. My son Damon home right now.

Craig Jones, Day-Day: DAMON?

Craig Jones: [in narrative] I had a nightmare 'bout that fool last night.

Damon: [flashes to dream; Damon walks into Craig and Day-Day's prison cell] Day-Day. Craig. Which one of you bitches is gonna wash my drawers tonight?

Craig Jones, Day-Day: [pointing to each other] That would be him.

[Damon tosses his laundry on both of them]

Day-Day: I wash on Sundays... anyway.

Craig Jones: Starch or press?

Damon: Starch, nigga!

Mrs. Pearly: Oh yeah, Craig, tell yo fine daddy I said Hiiiiiiii.

[leaves apartment]

Craig Jones: [shudders and slams the door after her] Hate that bitch!

Craig Jones: [after Mrs. Pearly seduced Willie and his wife walked in on them] Whoop his ass, Mama! Whoop his ass, Mama.

[to Mrs. Pearly]

Craig Jones: Pearly, you ain't right. Tryin' to give my daddy VD.

Mrs. Pearly: I'm callin' the police on y'all, fool!

Craig Jones: Get that lined up too first, bitch!