C.W. Quotes in Friday After Next (2002)

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C.W. Quotes:

  • Pinky: [Pinky's limo hit Santa Claus; to C.W] Ain't playin' with you, nugga. Didn't I tell you I was gonna fire yo ass if you hit someone else!

    C.W.: No, I didn't hear that part, Pinky.

    Pinky: After you hit that little retarded boy with the fucked up walk!

    [demonstrates]

    Pinky: You costin' me money, C.W.

  • Pinky: [after hitting Santa Claus with the limo] He's still breathing. Get yo ass back in the car. Come on, nugga!

    C.W.: Right, motherfucker.

  • C.W.: I hate her just like I hate that German Chancellor with the moustache.

  • C.W.: The house is messy. If I knew you were coming I'd have had the maid rearrange the dirt.

  • C.W.: Are you divorced or widowed? Did your husband commit suicide? I could understand that.

  • Chris: You know, there's a word for people who think everyone is conspiring against them.

    C.W.: I know, perceptive.

  • C.W.: Hide in the bedroom.

    Betty Ann: Can I sit down in there or will I catch something?

    C.W.: Germs can't live in your blood - it's too cold.

  • C.W.: I found the Picasso. It wasn't easy. I was looking for a woman with a guitar and it was all cubes. It took me two hours to find her nose.

  • C.W.: Are you going to take your coat off? It hasn't rained in this apartment in 20 years.

  • C.W.: We'll have lunch. I know a great restaurant you'll love. Gestapo food.

  • Al: So did you tell her who's boss?

    C.W.: Is she kidding, talking to me like that? It's 'cause she thinks she's smarter... you know, 'cause she graduated from Vassar and I went to driving school.

  • C.W.: A lot of women have passed through this apartment. I can't say they were all winners, but...

  • C.W.: It's a match made in heaven... by a retarded angel.

  • Betty Ann: You wormy little ferret!

    C.W.: Now you're mixing metaphors.

  • C.W.: I may be a scummy vermin but I'm an honest scummy vermin.

  • C.W.: You snore like a grizzly bear with a sinus condition.

  • C.W.: My clergyman - who happens to be wanted for pederasty - will vouch for me.

  • C.W.: Never trust a woman who whistles for her own cab.

  • C.W.: I can't stand her.

    Betty Ann: Don't pay attention to him. He's a sleazy little megalomaniac who's afraid of women.

  • Laura Kensington: You have a fresh mouth. I don't think I like it.

    C.W.: I tend to grow on people. We could meet later and I could grow on you.

  • C.W.: There's a deck of cards with naked women on it.

    Laura Kensington: Let me guess, you use it to play solitaire.

    C.W.: I used to date the six of spades.

  • Laura Kensington: I'll slip into something a little bit more comfortable. Wait for me in bed.

    C.W.: More comfortable than that? What are you gonna put on, Jergens lotion?

  • C.W.: This is a very smart burglar and you guys have trouble figuring out who did it when you get a confession.

  • C.W.: They all look the same upside down.

  • Betty Ann: You're searching my desk!

    C.W.: I wasn't searching I was rummaging.

  • C.W.: You have a nicely shaped buttocks.

  • C.W.: If you've got a cold, someone's got to rub your chest down with Vick's.

    Jill: If anyone rubs my chest down they'd better bring a ring.

  • C.W.: Don't work too late. The bags under your eyes are getting bigger.

  • C.W.: The New York City Police want to give me a lifetime achievement award.

  • Al: [Watching Jill walk away] My God, that girl's got a body that won't quit!

    C.W.: Quit? It won't take five minutes off for a coffee break.

  • C.W.: Let me have the cherry cheesecake and a prune danish and a couple of Hershey bars, oh and I should have something sweet. Let me have some chocolate covered raisins.

  • Jill: I'd love to, but you have to have me at home and in bed by midnight.

    C.W.: That's exactly what I was planning.

  • C.W.: I didn't do it and i gotta have time to prove it, otherwise they're going to lock me up in a concrete building and you'll only be able to insult me on visiting day.

  • C.W.: Did I really throw you out of bed?

    Laura Kensington: Why? Are you planning on using the insanity defense?

  • Betty Ann: Dont bother showing me to the door. Someone might think we're together.

    C.W.: What, do I look like an organ grinder?

    Betty Ann: No. Just an organ.

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