Young Stu Quotes in Good Luck Chuck (2007)

Goth Girl: Charlie Logan, you are not my boyfriend anymore! I hex you!

Young Charlie: You what?

Goth Girl: I hex you. You will never be happy! Around you love will fall like rain. You won't hold it. Your heart will pain! Once the girl has been with you, to the next she will be true!

Young Stu: Was that Phil Collins?

Young Charlie: Stu, run it by me again? Kissing is first base. Second base is boob. Third base is...

Young Stu: Finger.

Young Charlie: Finger?

Young Stu: Or thumb.

Young Charlie: What's a blowjob?

Young Stu: I have no idea. But I overheard my dad saying that he gets one once a year on his birthday, so it must be good.