Mrs. Allan Pearl Quotes in Waiting for Guffman (1996)

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Mrs. Allan Pearl Quotes:

  • [the Pearls and the Albertsons are dining at the Chop Suey Chinese kitchen]

    Ron Albertson: Let me ask you something. You're a medical man.

    Dr. Allan Pearl: Yes.

    Ron Albertson: Uh... I wanna ask you something... if you... you...

    [stands up, prepares to drop trousers]

    Dr. Allan Pearl: [Horrified] Oh!

    Ron Albertson: No, I, I...

    Dr. Allan Pearl: Oh, for heaven's sake, no, noooooo...

    Ron Albertson: Look, no please, I just want...

    Dr. Allan Pearl: No!

    Mrs. Allan Pearl: You don't have to do that...

    Ron Albertson: Doctor, please...

    Dr. Allan Pearl: Mmmmmedicine Man not go near Dances With Stumpy! Noooo!

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