Eddie Bichon Quotes in Something to Talk About (1995)


Eddie Bichon Quotes:

  • Eddie Bichon: Em, Emma Rae.

    Emma Rae: Are you addressing me?

    Eddie Bichon: Yes.

    Emma Rae: Well lick it, put a stamp on it, and mail it to someone who gives a shit.

  • [Emma Rae knees Eddie in the groin]

    Emma Rae: Grace, the lying cheating sack of shit is here.

    Eddie Bichon: [on the floor] Can't... breathe...

    Grace: Oh, my God. Emma Rae, what did you do?

    Emma Rae: Well, you said to keep him busy. He's busy holding his nuts.

    Grace: Oh, my God. Eddie, are you all right?

    Eddie Bichon: No!

    Grace: Help me get him up.

    Eddie Bichon: No! You stay the hell over there!

    Emma Rae: Don't worry. I wouldn't walk that far to help you up.

    Grace: My God, Emma Rae. What is the matter with you?

    Emma Rae: Consider it a blow for your dignity.

    Grace: What is dignified about kicking somebody in the balls?

    Emma Rae: Well, I feel better.

  • Eddie Bichon: If you didn't want to get married why did you?

    Grace: Why'd you ask me?

    Eddie Bichon: Why'd I ask you?

    Grace: Yeah, you're the one who hasn't even stopped dating yet!

  • Grace: Oh don't you lay that on me! I have orgasms everyday I've just gotten so use to having them when you're not in the room.

    Eddie Bichon: Well that's just GREAT!

  • Wyly King: You know you were lucky to get her the first time.

    Eddie Bichon: It was a damn miracle.

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