Eddie Bichon Quotes in Something to Talk About (1995)

Eddie Bichon: Em, Emma Rae.

Emma Rae: Are you addressing me?

Eddie Bichon: Yes.

Emma Rae: Well lick it, put a stamp on it, and mail it to someone who gives a shit.

[Emma Rae knees Eddie in the groin]

Emma Rae: Grace, the lying cheating sack of shit is here.

Eddie Bichon: [on the floor] Can't... breathe...

Grace: Oh, my God. Emma Rae, what did you do?

Emma Rae: Well, you said to keep him busy. He's busy holding his nuts.

Grace: Oh, my God. Eddie, are you all right?

Eddie Bichon: No!

Grace: Help me get him up.

Eddie Bichon: No! You stay the hell over there!

Emma Rae: Don't worry. I wouldn't walk that far to help you up.

Grace: My God, Emma Rae. What is the matter with you?

Emma Rae: Consider it a blow for your dignity.

Grace: What is dignified about kicking somebody in the balls?

Emma Rae: Well, I feel better.

Eddie Bichon: If you didn't want to get married why did you?

Grace: Why'd you ask me?

Eddie Bichon: Why'd I ask you?

Grace: Yeah, you're the one who hasn't even stopped dating yet!

Grace: Oh don't you lay that on me! I have orgasms everyday I've just gotten so use to having them when you're not in the room.

Eddie Bichon: Well that's just GREAT!

Wyly King: You know you were lucky to get her the first time.

Eddie Bichon: It was a damn miracle.