Dr. Pearl Quotes in Waiting for Guffman (1996)

Dr. Pearl: People say, You must have been the class clown. And I say, No, I wasn't. But I sat next to the class clown, and I studied him.

Dr. Pearl: I'm walking on air... you know... this is a sensation which is... forget it. When I became a dentist, I thought I was happy, but this...

Dr. Pearl: [singing at an old folks home in Miami] My Bubbe made a kishke, she made it big and fat, My Zaydeh took one look at it and said "I can't eat that!', Oh Mama, Mama, mia, oh Mama me oh myyyyyyyy...

Dr. Pearl: You have to go where the love is. And the love for me, right now, is in Miami, not Blaine.

[the cast of "Red, White And Blaine" is in its first rehearsal]

Corky St. Clair: I'd like you to close your eyes now, and I'd like you to try something, all right? Now what are you thinkin', what are you feeling right now, with your eyes closed?

[Blows in Dr. Pearl's ear]

Dr. Allan Pearl: I feel a bree... a... you're blowing in my ear.

Corky St. Clair: Okay, all right, but you see you jumped... to a conclusion!

Dr. Pearl: Oh!

Corky St. Clair: See, what I'm asking for is... your first feeling... was not that I was blowing on you. It was more like... Virgin Isles, or... Bahamanian...

Dr. Pearl: Oh...

Corky St. Clair: Or... Arubian...

Dr. Pearl: I dream of Genie with the light brown hair. Floating like a vapor on the soft summer air. LOOK OUT! Campdown races sing this song doo da doo da...