Mr. Big Nose Quotes in Life of Brian (1979)
Mr. Big Nose Quotes:
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Centurion: Where is Brian of Nazareth?
Brian: You sanctimonious bastards!
Centurion: I have an order for his release!
Brian: You stupid bastards!
Mr. Cheeky: Uh, I'm Brian of Nazareth.
Brian: What?
Mr. Cheeky: Yeah, I - I - I'm Brian of Nazareth.
Centurion: Take him down!
Brian: I'm Brian of Nazareth!
Victim #1: Eh, I'm Brian!
Mr. Big Nose: I'm Brian!
Victim #2: Look, I'm Brian!
Brian: I'm Brian!
Victims: I'm Brian!
Gregory: I'm Brian, and so's my wife!
Victims: I'm Brian! I'm Brian!...
Brian: I'm Brian of Nazareth!
Centurion: All right. Take him away and release him.
Mr. Cheeky: No, I'm only joking. I'm not really Brian. No, I'm not Brian. I was only - It was a joke. I'm only pulling your leg! It's a joke! I'm not him! I'm just having you on! Put me back! Bloody Romans! Can't take a joke!
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Mrs. Big Nose: [a crowd is listening to Jesus speak] Don't pick your nose!
Mr. Big Nose: I wasn't pickin' my nose! I was scratchin' it!
Mrs. Big Nose: You was pickin' it, while you was talkin' to that lady!
Mr. Big Nose: I wasn't!
Mrs. Big Nose: Leave it alone! Give it a rest!
Stan: Do you mind? I can't 'ear a word he's sayin'!
Mrs. Big Nose: Don't you 'Do you mind' me! I was talkin' to my 'usband!
Stan: Well, go and talk to 'im somewhere else! I can't 'ear a bloody thing!
Mr. Big Nose: Don't you swear at my wife!
Stan: I was only askin' 'er to shut up, so we can 'ear what he's sayin', 'Big Nose'.
Mrs. Big Nose: Don't you call my 'usband 'Big Nose'!
Stan: Well, he 'as got a big nose!
Man #1: [trying to hear Jesus] Would you be quiet, please. What was that?
Stan: I don't know; I was too busy talkin' to 'Big Nose'.
Man #2: I think it was: 'Blessed are the cheese-makers'!
Wife: What's so special about the cheese-makers?
Husband: Well, obviously, it's not meant to be taken literally - it refers to any manufacturer of... dairy products.
Stan: See? If you 'adn't been goin' on, we'd 'ave 'eard that, 'Big Nose'!
Mr. Big Nose: Say that once more - I'll smash your bloody face in!
Stan: Better keep listening; might be a bit about 'Blessed are the Big Noses'.
Brian: Lay off him!
Stan: Oh, you're not so bad yourself, conk-face... Where are you two from? 'Nose City'?
Mr. Big Nose: One more time, mate! I'll take you to the fuckin' cleaners!
Mrs. Big Nose: Language! And don't pick your nose!
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Mr. Big Nose: I'll get you for this, you bastard.
Parvus: Oh, yeah?
Mr. Big Nose: Oh, yeah. Don't worry. I never forget a face.
Parvus: No?
Mr. Big Nose: I warned you. I'm going to punch you so hard, you Roman git!
Parvus: Shut up, you Jewish turd!
Mr. Big Nose: Who are you calling Jewish? I'm not Jewish! I'm a Samaritan!
Gregory: A Samaritan? This is supposed to be a Jewish section.
-- Mr. Big Nose -
Stan: Listen I'm only telling the truth. You have got a very big nose.
Mr. Big Nose: Hey. Your nose is going to be three foot wide accross your face by the time I'm finished with you!
-- Mr. Big Nose
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Characters on Life of Brian (1979)
- Spectator I
- Mrs. Gregory
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- Mr. Cheeky
- Attendee
- Dissenter
- Jewish Official
- Stoners
- Ex-Leper
- Wise Man #1
- Wise Man #2
- Victim #1
- Victim #2
- Victims
- Blood and Thunder Prophet
- False Prophet
- Boring Prophet
- Suicide Squad Leader
- Wise Man #3
- Lead Singer Crucifee
- Ben the Prisoner
- Biggus Dickus
- Mrs. Big Nose
- Leper 1
- Leper 2
- Parvus
- Crucifees
- Passer-by
- Lead Search Guard
- Commando Xerxes
- Small lonely voice
- Beard vendor