Stoners Quotes in Life of Brian (1979)
Stoners Quotes:
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Matthias: Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphemy, just saying "Jehovah".
[Everyone gasps]
Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself!
Matthias: Making it worse? How could it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
Jewish Official: I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" once more...
[Gets hit with a rock]
Jewish Official: Right! Who threw that? Come on, who threw that?
Stoners: She did! She!
[Suddenly speaking as men]
Stoners: Him! Him. Him.
Jewish Official: Was it you?
Stoner: Yes.
Jewish Official: Right...
Stoner: Well you did say "Jehovah".
[Crowd throws rocks at the stoner]
Jewish Official: Stop it! Stop! Stop, will you... stop that!
[Jumps angrily]
Jewish Official: Stop it! Now look: no one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle, do you understand? Even - and I want to make this absolutely clear - even if they do say "Jehovah".
[Crowd stones the Jewish Official to death]
Stoners: Gotcha!
-- Stoners
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Characters on Life of Brian (1979)
- Spectator I
- Mrs. Gregory
- Nisus Wettus
- Mr. Cheeky
- Attendee
- Dissenter
- Jewish Official
- Ex-Leper
- Wise Man #1
- Wise Man #2
- Victim #1
- Mr. Big Nose
- Victim #2
- Victims
- Blood and Thunder Prophet
- False Prophet
- Boring Prophet
- Suicide Squad Leader
- Wise Man #3
- Lead Singer Crucifee
- Ben the Prisoner
- Biggus Dickus
- Mrs. Big Nose
- Leper 1
- Leper 2
- Parvus
- Crucifees
- Passer-by
- Lead Search Guard
- Commando Xerxes
- Small lonely voice
- Beard vendor