Wise Man #1 Quotes in Life of Brian (1979)

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Wise Man #1 Quotes:

  • [first lines]

    Wise Man #1: Ahem!

    Brian's mother: Oh!

    [falls over in chair]

    Brian's mother: Who are you?

    Wise Man #2: We are three wise men.

    Brian's mother: What?

    Wise Man #1: We are three wise men.

    Brian's mother: Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.

  • Wise Man #1: We were led by a star.

    Brian's mother: Led by a bottle, more like.

  • Brian's mother: What star sign is he?

    Wise Man #2: Capricorn.

    Brian's mother: Capricorn, eh? What are they like?

    Wise Man #2: He is the son of God, our Messiah.

    Wise Man #1: King of the Jews.

    Brian's mother: And that's Capricorn, is it?

    Wise Man #3: No, no, that's just him.

    Brian's mother: Oh, I was going to say, otherwise there'd be a lot of them.

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