Nisus Wettus Quotes in Life of Brian (1979)

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Nisus Wettus Quotes:

  • Nisus Wettus: [a line of prisoners files past a jailer]

    Nisus Wettus: Crucifixion?

    Prisoner: Yes.

    Nisus Wettus: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.

    [Next prisoner]

    Nisus Wettus: Crucifixion?

    Mr. Cheeky: Er, no, freedom actually.

    Nisus Wettus: What?

    Mr. Cheeky: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.

    Nisus Wettus: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.

    Mr. Cheeky: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.

    Nisus Wettus: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well...

    Mr. Cheeky: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.

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