Movie Patron Quotes in Weekend at Bernie's II (1993)

[Charles is searching the porn theater for the escaped chicken, and comes across a movie patron with a chicken in his lap and tries to take it]

Movie Patron: What are you doing?

Charles: Oh, I lost the chicken.

Movie Patron: No, no, no. This chicken's with me.

Movie Patron: You can't talk to my wife that way - who do you think you are?

The Countess: I'm a genuine countess with a lot of dough, and if that's your wife she's a tub of guts.

Movie Patron: [Looking at a Movie Poster] Tommy, Edward G. Robinson in a Dark Ha-zard.

Slug - Movie Patron: Well, you gotta get a load of that guy!

Movie Patron: Yeah, he's not bad.

Movie Patron: [Entering a movie theater] Hey, you got a Mickey Mouse on the bill today?

Dan Quigley: No, not today.

Slug - Movie Patron: [Disappointed] What? No, Mickey Mouse?

Dan Quigley: No, no Mickey Mouse.

Slug - Movie Patron: Why?

Dan Quigley: Because he's makin' a personal appearance in Jersey City.

Slug - Movie Patron: Oh, you're trying to kid somebody, heh?

Movie Patron: Come on, Slug, let's get our dough back.