Charles Farmer Quotes in The Astronaut Farmer (2006)

Charles Farmer: You see, when I was a kid, they used to tell me that I could be anything I wanted to be. No matter what. And maybe I am insane, I don't know, but I still believe that.

Will Beacon: How do we know that you're not constructing a WMD?

Charles Farmer: Well, because if I was building a weapon of mass destruction, you wouldn't be able to find it.

Charles Farmer: So, what do you wanna be when you get out of here?

Child #2: I don't know.

Charles Farmer: What do you mean, you don't know?

Child #2: I don't know.

Charles Farmer: Well, let me tell you something, you better know what you wanna do before somebody knows it for you. Trust me.

Charles Farmer: What makes you think your dad would wear a pink turtleneck?

Audrey 'Audie' Farmer: The color is salmon.

Charles Farmer: That's the color on the inside of a salmon. I don't think a fish would wear that color on the outside.

Charles Farmer: Ladies and gentleman, may I have your attention, please? I'm going to the moon, and I'm bringing a balloon.

Shepard Farmer: I'm going to the moon and I'm bringing an oxygen tank.

Charles Farmer: I believe you're going to the moon.

Stanley Farmer: I'm going to the moon, and I'm bringing Mr. Grump.

Audrey 'Audie' Farmer: No, but not at the table.

Shepard Farmer: You're not bringing a hamster to the moon.

Stanley Farmer: Yes, I can.

Charles Farmer: Yes, she can. I believe she's going to the moon.

Stanley Farmer: Ooh. Ha ha.

Sunshine Farmer: I'm going to the moon, and I'm gonna bring sugar.

Charles Farmer: Hey, sweetie, the objective is- is to connect a common theme based on what Daddy's bringing. So, I'm sorry, you can't go to the moon.

Sunshine Farmer: I never get to go.

Audrey 'Audie' Farmer: Okay, my turn. I'm going to the moon, and I'm bringing... Sunshine.

Charles Farmer: Well, since she holds air, I believe we're all going to the moon.