Rocko Quotes in The Pebble and the Penguin (1995)

Rocko: You're either the greatest romantic hero of all time... or you're the stupidest penguin who's ever lived!

Hubie: I wonder how far it is to Antarctica

Rocko: 3000 miles in that direction. But you'll never get there. I'll give it three days tops and you'll be in the belly of anything from a killer whale, to a sardine!

Rocko: You're crazy, you're insane; you're amazing.

Rocko: Hey, Hubie, you forgot your blasted pebble!

Hubie: My Pebble? My Pebble! Rocko, you found it!

Rocko: Don't just stand there, Romeo. Give the girl the pebble.

Hubie: Do you like it?

Marina: I love it.

Rocko: She'd better.

Hubie: Good.

Marina: But don't you know? It's not the pebble, it's the penguin. I love you even more.

Hubie: Everybody knows that penguins can't fly!

Rocko: You're wrong! You are dead wrong! Our ancestors flew! They gave us wings when we can't fly?! I mean, I mean whose idea of a cruel joke is this?

Hubie: Hey Rocko! What do you call a flower before it opens?

Rocko: What?

Hubie: What do you call a flower before it opens?

Rocko: A bud.

Hubie: I love it when you call me bud!

Rocko: [Groans]

Rocko: You look pretty stupid to me.

Lane Myer: Thank you.

Lane Myer: [at 54:05] What's that?

Rocko: Those are the keys to this establishment. I want you here at 6:00AM Saturday morning. Now, this place has to be swept and mopped up before the breakfast crew get here.