Mourners Quotes in Superhero Movie (2008)

Priest: We are gathered today to say goodbye to Lucille Adams.

Mourners: Goodbye!

[a viewing in a funeral home]

Reverend Mike: I knew Brother Alvin... and he was a swinger!

Mourners: Yes! Praise the Lord! Praise the Lord! Alleluia! , etc.

Reverend Mike: He loved his booze, hahahaha. He loved his women.

Mourners: Yeah! And my wife, too! Yes, he did! Sure did! , etc

Reverend Mike: But must of all, he loved his Cadillac Saville, and it's a beaute. I know, because he left it to me, Hallelujah!

Mourners: Praise the Lord! Praise the Lord! , etc

Reverend Mike: I showed him how God wanted him to have a swell time while he was alive. Because, brothers and sisters, when you is gone, you is gone. And ain't no way , no how, nobody's going to bring you back here once you is dead!

[the coffin's lid rises, and Dracula sits up inside]

Count Dracula: Good Evening.

[the mourners scream in panic, and run out of the funeral home, knocking over the chairs]

Count Dracula: [to Reverend Mike] I am Count Dracula. I would like a large suite with a bath. I have a reservation.

[Reverend Mike screams and jumps through the stained glass window, shattering the glass]

Count Dracula: This is not the lobby of the Plaza Hotel?