Tom Cruise Quotes in Superhero Movie (2008)

Tom Cruise: [clapping with each syllable to emphasize his point] Old MacDonald had a farm and Bingo was his name - o.

Tom Cruise: Y'know, uh, this "hero", this, uh, this "Dragonfly"... he's not the answer, okay? I'm the answer. I got, uh, I'm just... whew. Y'know, and, uh... heh. I'm... I'm the way to, to happiness. Okay? I'm the way to, I'm the way to peace. I can, I can, uh, I can unite cultures. I can eat... planets. I mean, I can just, um,

[snaps fingers; laughs]

Tom Cruise: Dragonfly's not a superhero, okay?

[laughs]

Tom Cruise: I am.

[laughs; claps]

Tom Cruise: 'Cause I can't even fly, you kiddin'?

[laughs; abruptly stops]

Tom Cruise: I can fly, okay? I can fly. He sees an accident, he's just gonna run by. I'm gonna STOP, 'cause I'm a hero. Now today, there aren't a lot of accidents, so you gotta make accidents. I like to throw... little nails in the street, and an accident happens. And I'm the ONLY one who can run up there and stop it. Ooh! BAM!

[laughs; claps]

Tom Cruise: [off-screen interviewer: "I just wanted to ask you-"] Stop. Just shut up. Shut up. Hey!

["There's a rumor about-"]

Tom Cruise: Hey-

["That you wanted to-"]

Tom Cruise: Stop.

["You did claim, however-"]

Tom Cruise: Stop.

["Okay, but you did say, you agreed to be here, and you said that you would talk about this-"]

Tom Cruise: Shut. Up.

[facing backwards]

Tom Cruise: What is this place? Seriously... why are there no clocks in here?

[suddenly asleep]

Tom Cruise: [off-screen interviewer asks, "Tom? Tom?"]

[Suddenly awake]

Tom Cruise: There was a farm who had a dog, and Bingo was his name-O! YEAH!

[laughs]

Tom Cruise: I'm, uh, I'm okay.