Rick Riker Quotes in Superhero Movie (2008)

Uncle Albert: Remember, with great power comes...

Rick Riker: Great responsibility?

Uncle Albert: Well, I was gonna say bitches, but if you want to be a virgin for the rest of your life...

Rick Riker: Now I'm never gonna know the secret to becoming a superhero.

Mrs. Xavier: You wanna know the secret? Come close.

[smacks Rick]

Mrs. Xavier: Make a costume, shithead!

Rick Riker: [opening the front door] Uncle Albert!

[Albert turns and shoots a nail from a nail gun; Rick catches the nail]

Uncle Albert: [amazed] How did you do that?

Rick Riker: It's... easier than it looks.

Uncle Albert: [shoots Trey in the hand] Nope. I don't think so.

Rick Riker: I'm not wearing any diamonds.

[after Aunt Lucille farts through Rick and Jill's conversation, Hourglass breaks through the window]

Hourglass: Sorry to drop in uninvited.

Rick Riker: It's okay. We were hoping someone would open a window. It was getting stuffy in here.

Rick Riker: [Rick sees that Lou is coughing blood] Are you okay, Mr. Landers?

Lou Landers: Oh, I'm fine, son. This is just healthy cough-blood!

Dr. Whitby: So, what brings you here?

Rick Riker: My uncle.

Dr. Whitby: Your uncle brought you here?

Rick Riker: No, he's gravely injured.

Dr. Whitby: Well, he shouldn't be driving, then.

Uncle Albert: With great power comes... ow!

Rick Riker: Great responsibility? Try to breathe!

Uncle Albert: I can't. You're kneeling on my balls!

Rick Riker: [during a prolonged conversation with Jill while plummeting from a rooftop] This is a really tall building.

Rick Riker: See, you're not even in my top five!

Undertaker: This is gonna be difficult for you but you've got to identify the body.

Rick Riker: This isn't my aunt.

Undertaker: Yes. That's why it's going to be difficult.

Jill's Mother: [shouting from a window] You're a whore, just like your mother!

[Jill's mother goes back inside]

Rick Riker: Who was that?

Jill Johnson: My mother.