Rick Riker Quotes in Superhero Movie (2008)
Rick Riker Quotes:
Uncle Albert: Remember, with great power comes...
Rick Riker: Great responsibility?
Uncle Albert: Well, I was gonna say bitches, but if you want to be a virgin for the rest of your life...
Rick Riker: Now I'm never gonna know the secret to becoming a superhero.
Mrs. Xavier: You wanna know the secret? Come close.
Mrs. Xavier: Make a costume, shithead!
Rick Riker: [opening the front door] Uncle Albert!
[Albert turns and shoots a nail from a nail gun; Rick catches the nail]
Uncle Albert: [amazed] How did you do that?
Rick Riker: It's... easier than it looks.
Uncle Albert: [shoots Trey in the hand] Nope. I don't think so.
Rick Riker: I'm not wearing any diamonds.
[after Aunt Lucille farts through Rick and Jill's conversation, Hourglass breaks through the window]
Hourglass: Sorry to drop in uninvited.
Rick Riker: It's okay. We were hoping someone would open a window. It was getting stuffy in here.
Rick Riker: [Rick sees that Lou is coughing blood] Are you okay, Mr. Landers?
Lou Landers: Oh, I'm fine, son. This is just healthy cough-blood!
Dr. Whitby: So, what brings you here?
Rick Riker: My uncle.
Dr. Whitby: Your uncle brought you here?
Rick Riker: No, he's gravely injured.
Dr. Whitby: Well, he shouldn't be driving, then.
Uncle Albert: With great power comes... ow!
Rick Riker: Great responsibility? Try to breathe!
Uncle Albert: I can't. You're kneeling on my balls!
Rick Riker: [during a prolonged conversation with Jill while plummeting from a rooftop] This is a really tall building.
Rick Riker: See, you're not even in my top five!
Undertaker: This is gonna be difficult for you but you've got to identify the body.
Rick Riker: This isn't my aunt.
Undertaker: Yes. That's why it's going to be difficult.
Jill's Mother: [shouting from a window] You're a whore, just like your mother!
[Jill's mother goes back inside]
Rick Riker: Who was that?
Jill Johnson: My mother.
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