Jerry Shaw Quotes in Eagle Eye (2008)

Jerry Shaw: [bangs on hood of the Cayenne] Drive the car! Drive the car!

Rachel Holloman: [Screams] No!

Jerry Shaw: I did what you asked me to do!

Rachel Holloman: [yells] I'm not going anywhere until you tell me my son is safe!

Jerry Shaw: You tell - Stop! Who's your son? I don't know what you're talking about!

Rachel Holloman: [Screaming] I will kill you if you hurt my son!

Jerry Shaw: I almost died over this shit! Listen, Lady, I don't know...

Rachel Holloman: Tell me Sam is safe!

Jerry Shaw: Who is - Will you stop hitting me? Are you the woman who called me on the phone?

[the fighting stops abruptly]

Jerry Shaw: Did you call me on the phone?

Rachel Holloman: No, the woman.

Jerry Shaw, Rachel Holloman: She called you, too?

A.R.I.A.: Drive.

Man on Train: Hey! You Jerry Shaw?

Jerry Shaw: No, no, no, no, no.

Man on Train: I said, are you Jerry Shaw?

Zoe Perez: Holy...

Jerry Shaw: Shit!

Jerry Shaw: You know you got the wrong guy right?

Jerry Shaw: [shouting] Are you the one who called me on the phone?

Rachel Holloman: She called you too?

Jerry Shaw: Coffee machines have timers...

[referring to attaché case with ticking timer on the side]

Rachel Holloman: Yes, Jerry, it's a coffee machine.

Jerry Shaw: Listen, your son is about as likely to be a terrorist as my brother.

Rachel Holloman: Do you think they could derail a train?

Jerry Shaw: They changed every traffic light to get us here. The woman, she called me on a stranger's cell phone who happened to be sitting next to me - never met the guy in my life. And then they broke me out of maximum security custody in a way I'm not even going to describe to you because it sounds crazy, and then they lift us off the face of the earth and drop us into this shitpile. She could probably derail a train, she could probably turn a train into a talking duck.

[while being chased through city streets by police cars]

Rachel Holloman: So you don't know anything about Sam?

Jerry Shaw: What, you mean your son? No, I know nothing. Just like you don't know how to drive! Use the clutch before you shift, not while you shift!

Rachel Holloman: I don't need driving lessons from you, asshole!

Jerry Shaw: What, you drive like this and I'm the asshole?

Jerry Shaw: [asking about his friend's new relationship] You had sex with her yet?

Jerry's Friend #1: Kinda...

Jerry Shaw: What the hell is "kinda"?

[last lines]

Rachel Holloman: I'm glad you're here.

Jerry Shaw: Yeah, me too.

Jerry Shaw: Slow down... Slow down, the light's red

A.R.I.A.: Don't slow down

[engages cruise control]

A.R.I.A.: ... Accelerate to 72 mph... You will make it through

Jerry Shaw: BRAKE

Rachel Holloman: I can't