Lou Landers Quotes in Superhero Movie (2008)

Rick Riker: [Rick sees that Lou is coughing blood] Are you okay, Mr. Landers?

Lou Landers: Oh, I'm fine, son. This is just healthy cough-blood!

Lou Landers: [before death] Oh fuck.

Dr. Strom: Unless you add some serelium! Then you could create a device powerful enough to draw the lifeforce out of thousands of people and enhance your own cellular capacity!

Lou Landers: Strom, you're a genius!

Dr. Strom: [being modest] Wikipedia

Lou Landers: [Lou Landers plots to steal cerillium from Hawkings' lab] I could just walk right in.

Dr. Strom: You're going to steal cerillium?

Lou Landers: No, not me. But perhaps there's someone inside me. Someone who will at any cost... survive!

[evil laugh, Lou picks up an hourglass and breaks it]

Lou Landers: Ow, ow! Glass in my eye! Glass in my eye!

Lou Landers: I've never been married.

Jill Johnson: [hold up fruitcake] Fruitcake?

Lou Landers: No. Just haven't met the right woman.