Mike Alvarez Quotes in Harsh Times (2005)

[Jim and Mike are in their car at a red light]

Jim Davis: This fucks up my plan. This is fucking bullshit. Okay, this, these fucking assholes, this fuck...

[Begins punching the car horn with each word]

Jim Davis: These! Fucking! Ass! Holes! What the fuck is their problem man? This is fucking typical! Gah! Hate-game bullshit!

Mike Alvarez: Yo, yo. Fucking chill Magilla Gorilla. I mean you're tripping dude.

[final lines]

Mike Alvarez: I love you, fuckin' shit bag.

Jim Davis: I love you too. I'm gonna miss you, brother. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Mike Alvarez: Everything's gonna be okay.

Jim Davis: Yeah. Yeah. I know.

Jim Davis: "Mr. Jim Davis, we regret to"... what? Man, how many... I had two beers, right?

Mike Alvarez: Yeah.

Jim Davis: I'm goin' fuckin' blind or something. Okay, this letter says, quoting, "... no longer eligible as a Police Officer candidate." What the fuck does that mean?

Mike Alvarez: Come on, dude. "No longer eligible", I mean, what does that sound like? They pulled the plug, dude.

Jim Davis: No, no. Wh-why? Oh, man, I bet you 'cause it's... I bet you it's 'cause I'm White.

Mike Alvarez: I bet it's 'cause you're a dick.

Mike Alvarez: I've been workin' all day. I've been lookin' for work all day.

[last lines]

Mike Alvarez: I love you, fucker shitbag.

Jim Davis: I love you too. I'm gonna miss you, brother. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Mike Alvarez: Everything's gonna be okay.

Jim Davis: Yeah. Yeah, I know.

Mike Alvarez: Be cool, baby girl! I'm on a mission to get my shit together!