Monique Quotes in Vertical Limit (2000)

Peter: Can you climb?

Monique: Peter wants to know if I can climb!

Skip: Worst I ever seen. Couldn't climb a ladder.

Peter: You're that good, huh?

Monique: Yes... But it was a very tall ladder.

Monique: Cyril! Cyril, are you there? Cyril! Damn it, you answer me!

Cyril Bench: Nag, nag, nag. They always bloody nag.

Monique: You're sick.

Monique: The only way you'll ever end up lying next to me, Max, is if we're run down by the same car.

Monique: Losing improves your character.

[Taking off Kaminski's shirt]

Monique: Oh... my... God!

Monique: When I want to make friends, I'll go to summer camp.

Monique: Are you catholic?

Harry Garmes: In the old days, before the fall, I owned a few shares.

Monique: You are driving again for criminals.

Harry Garmes: I'm driving again for me... Because I'm getting ready to die sitting down here. I'm driving again... to see if my nerves and my brain are still connected.

Monique: ...Was your wife good in bed?

Harry Garmes: Hmph... She didn't snore!

[Harry has just handed Monique an envelope full of cash]

Monique: Is it stolen? Is that why you gave it to me?

Harry Garmes: No. It's just that it's real money. It's not bank money. If you were to very look closely under the picture of Benjamin Franklin, you would see that it said, "This proves Harry Garmes is still alive." And if it should happen to prove otherwise, consider it yours.

Monique: Was she pretty, your wife?

Harry Garmes: She had skin like silver and silk, and eyes like gentian.

Monique: What a lovely thing to say.

Harry Garmes: Yes, her boyfriend had a real turn of phrase. She left some of his letters behind when she went away.

Monique: Hello, is someone here?

Anouk: Moos, he's dead...

Monique: Personally, I don't think that's such a good idea...

Monique: The noise you heard in the church...

Fleur: That was my phone... A guy called... Very dumb of me, very dumb...

Monique: Very dumb guy...

Meike: And this house is in this far away country too?

Anouk: I guess...

Meike: Well I'm coming with you!

[They look at the other girls... ]

Monique: Okay, me too.

Fleur: Do you think there will be boys...?

Andrew: Well hey there pretty lady.

Monique: Ew! What... what are you hitting on me?

Andrew: I was just...

Monique: [mimicking] "I was just... nyuh". OK, let me put a stop to that little brain fart right now. Girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours

Monique: Sebastian!

[Monique mistakes Viola for Sebastian]

Viola: Ow!

Monique: Eww... It's you. God you and your brother look scarily alike from the back. I think it's your total lack of curves.

Viola: Hey Monique, it's so good to see you too!

Monique: Hmm. I'm looking for Sebastian. Where is he?

Viola: I don't know.

Monique: Just remind your brother how lucky he is to be in my life. And tell him to give me a all if he wants to stay in it, okay?

Viola: Okay. Does he have your number? 1-800-BEE-OTCH?

[laughs to herself]

Monique: [mimicks Viola] Nyenyenyenyenyeh?

Viola: She will do great things.

Monique: [Trying to distract Paul, Kia, and Yvonne so that she can get into the Moon Bounce to talk to Viola who she thinks is Sebastian] What's that?

Kia: [Follows Monique's finger]

Paul: [Still looking at Monique] Kia, don't look.

Kia: [Looks back at Monique, looks down, disappointed]

Monique: Hello, Viola.

Viola: Oh, boy. This isn't good.

Monique: And hello to you little... homewrecker.

Olivia: Uh, who are you?

Monique: I am Sebastian's girlfriend.

Viola: Ex-Girl-Friend.

Monique: Okay. Everybody's gotta stop saying that.

Olivia: Oh. You were the one he dumped at the pizza parlor the other day.

Monique: Nonononononono, he did not dump me. We're just going through a little bit of a rough patch.

Olivia: Oh? I heard he dumped you. He dumped you big. It was just like a big, huge dumping.

Bianca: Hi Jessica, you look great. Are you doing anything different or just hanging out with skankier friends?

Jessica Spencer: You look good, too, Bianca. Are you eating less or just barfing more?

Monique: Barfing more.

Monique: [eating a corn-dog] Mm, great corn-dog.

Ed: I wonder how they get the wienie into the corny exterior?

Monique: A question that has plagued mankind for centuries.

Dexter: So, Monique, what're you gonna do tonight after you lock up?

Monique: I thought I'd go home.

Dexter: Home? Why?

Monique: Well... that's where my stuff is.

Monique: Russell, there's beer cans in the trash in the kitchen. There's beer cans in the trash in the bathroom. There's beer cans in the trash in the basement. What does that say?

Russell: We're out of beer?

Monique: [yelling] Mom! Can you please tell your love slave that if he's not part of the solution, he's part of the problem.

Russell: The only problem I have is that I've run out of Depends.

Monique: You know, Russell, there is a bathroom right around the corner.

Russell: I can't go to the bathroom. I hurt my bladder rollerblading.

Monique: What about hands across America?

Bud: I had arthritis!

Monique: Farm aide?

Doyle: I had fleas!

Monique: The Save the Whales Campaign?

Bud: Salt water makes Doyle bloat...?

[the girls are asleep on the floor of a bathroom]

Monique: Move over Maxine!

Maxine Picker: I can't help it. I'm large boned.

Monique: Maxine, your ass does not really count as a bone.

Monique: You wanna have this real time here. Really get to know me. Meet someone. Say something special, something intimate. How even more intimate than sex? And then, one day I'm gonna walk by you in a shopping centre; and you'll be there with your pretty innocent girlfriend; and our eyes will meet and will just keep walking by because I'm a professional and that will be more than fine with you. You'd drop your eyes. You'd hold your girl's hand a little tighter. And you know why that's not okay with me? Because you'll know me. Not my body, not what I look like when I'm naked or how I sound when I cum, but me. And you can't have that for a thousand grand an hour.

Thomas: I'd thought it'd might have something to do with those squatting crane or the sideways horsie.

Monique: It's a what?

Thomas: Yeah, Kamasutra stuff.

Monique: Yeah, personally I'd advise against anything that refers to farm animals in the title.

Monique: Getting married so you can have sex is like buying an aeroplane so you can eat the peanuts.

Monique: You don't pay a hooker to do what she does, you pay her to leave when she's done.

Monique: Your number 1 fear isn't that you think you'll be caught cheating or that you'll contract some disease from me. No. You're the most worried about is that I might think you're just like every other... What is you call them? Filthy pigs, who comes to here everyday.

Monique: Do you wanna do something for me?

Thomas: Yes, I really wanna help.

Monique: Well, then go be that man for your girlfriend. Go back. Patch things up. Start over again. Get married. I know you wanna. When you've done that call me. Call me and tell me I was wrong and it can actually work.

Monique: If you don't stand for something, you might fall for anything

Monique: I have a bad feeling about this, doctor. Two identical victims in just one week!

Doctor Brink: Let's wait for the police-investigation first.

Monique: But could there be a connection?

Doctor Brink: If that's true, we have to prepare ourselves for the worst.

Monique: Once I started doing it, it's like I couldn't get enough. I had to do it all the time.

Lisa: You fucked around, didn't you?