Cyril Bench Quotes in Vertical Limit (2000)

Cyril Bench: One hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?

Skip: How about it Mal? You and Cyril have been up there before.

Malcolm Bench: No. I mean why would we want to leave this place?

Cyril Bench: Luxurious accomodation. Fine cuisine.

Malcolm Bench: Sultry weather. Frostbite's off my dick.

Cyril Bench: I reckon we should wait until they chuck in a ski lift.

Malcolm Bench: Good idea. Imagine coming to the Himalayas and actually having to do some climbing. Especially when you have to complete your autobiography.

Cyril Bench: And rustle up those all important endorsements. You wankers! What's bloody wrong with you?

Cyril Bench, Malcolm Bench: We're in.

Cyril Bench: That's a bloody great idea. Smoking next to the nitro. Although, bro and I always hoped that you'd blow us.

Monique: Cyril! Cyril, are you there? Cyril! Damn it, you answer me!

Cyril Bench: Nag, nag, nag. They always bloody nag.

Monique: You're sick.

Cyril Bench: Come on darling. Give us a smile, eh. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.