Maggie Reynolds Quotes in Major League: Back to the Minors (1998)

Maggie Reynolds: One minute, you're talking about the new, improved, responsible, Gus Cantrell. The next, you are rolling across a bar room floor, kicking, punching, and biting.

Gus Cantrell: I didn't bite him. Besides, it wasn't my fault.

Maggie Reynolds: How was it not your fault?

Gus Cantrell: He asked he to hit him.

Maggie Reynolds: That's funny. I don't remember hearing him request a punch in the nose.

Gus Cantrell: It's like a secret guy language. When someone pokes you with their finger more than once, they are saying, "Come on and hit me."

Maggie Reynolds: A secret guy language. Now, I know about the handshake, and the decoder ring, but this is new to me.

Leonard Huff: Do my eyes deceive me? Is that who I think it is?

Gus Cantrell: [not turning around] Slick guy, overdressed, helmet hair, shit-eating grin?

Maggie Reynolds: [turning around] You must have eyes in the back of your head.

Gus Cantrell: Leonard Huff, manager-slash-bullshit artist extraordinaire.

Leonard Huff: So are you a baseball fan?

Maggie Reynolds: As a matter of fact, I am.

Leonard Huff: Well, I manage a team. Minnesota Twins, may you've heard of them.

Gus Cantrell: Hmm, Minnesota Twins, may I've heard of them. You asshole.

Roger Dorn: As far as I'm concerned, as deal's a deal. I know how long you've been waiting to get to the Majors, plus I know that it has been a lifelong dream.

Gus Cantrell: [Dorn presents Gus with a Twins hat] Wow, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think I'm going to have to pass.

Roger Dorn: I'm talking about a job with the Twins here, Gus.

Gus Cantrell: I have a lot of information I feel I can pass on to young ballplayers. That's where I belong, and that's what I want to do.

Roger Dorn: You want to manage a minor league team?

Gus Cantrell: So I'm going to stick with the Buzz, if that's okay with you.

Roger Dorn: [speechless] Yeah it's okay, but...

Gus Cantrell: But thanks.

Airport P.A.: Your attention please. Flight 63 to Miami is boarding at Gate 28.

Maggie Reynolds: Oh that's us.

Roger Dorn: Wait, where are you guys going?

Maggie Reynolds: It's called a honeymoon.

Roger Dorn: That's great. Congratulations! Hey, I don't have any plans. You mind if I come along.

Maggie Reynolds: Yeah, we do.