Chief Umpire Quotes in Major League: Back to the Minors (1998)

Chief Umpire: Gentleman, you know the ground rules. So shake hands and let's have a good, clean ballgame.

[Huff puts out his hand, Gus reluctantly shakes it. He tries to walk away, but Huff won't let him]

Leonard Huff: I'm going to give you the beating of your life.

Gus Cantrell: We'll see about that.

Leonard Huff: Yeah we will.

Gus Cantrell: Oh, by the way, some of the guys are wondering where you got your toupee.

Leonard Huff: This is not a toupee. This is real.

Gus Cantrell: You can level with me, huh Lenny? Where'd you get it?

Leonard Huff: [Pulling on his hair] It's real. It's mine.

Gus Cantrell: Really?

Leonard Huff: [Still pulling on his hair] It is and it's mine. You see this? Haha. Dumbass.

Gus Cantrell: [Chuckling as he walks back to his dugout] I'll, uh, tell the guys they were wrong.

[Huff realizes what he did and why the fans are laughing at him]