Lance Pere Quotes in Major League: Back to the Minors (1998)

Frank 'Pops' Morgan: This is the clubhouse.

Gus Cantrell: In some places of the world, this is called a basement.

Frank 'Pops' Morgan: It's cool in August. Other times, it can get musty.

Gus Cantrell: Dank?

Frank 'Pops' Morgan: That too. There's your office.

Gus Cantrell: Another prayer unanswered.

[Gus hears heavy breathing]

Frank 'Pops' Morgan: Lance Pere, this is Gus Cantrell, our new skipper.

Lance Pere: Welcome to our unique little troop.

Gus Cantrell: Thanks, you're not stuck or anything, are you?

Lance Pere: No, it's yoga. As we go, so goes the world. For we are the world.

Gus Cantrell: I'll have to jot that down.

Frank 'Pops' Morgan: You better unwind and get dressed unless you're planning on playing naked.

Lance Pere: Will do, Pops.

Frank 'Pops' Morgan: He came here by way of New York City ballet.

Lance Pere: Ballet?

Frank 'Pops' Morgan: He was such a natural athlete, they signed him.

Gus Cantrell: He used to be a ballerina?

Frank 'Pops' Morgan: I don't think guys are ballerinas.

Gus Cantrell: Balladeer?

Frank 'Pops' Morgan: Don't balladeers sing?

Gus Cantrell: No, I think that's a troubadour.