Leonard Huff Quotes in Major League: Back to the Minors (1998)

Leonard Huff: Do my eyes deceive me? Is that who I think it is?

Gus Cantrell: [not turning around] Slick guy, overdressed, helmet hair, shit-eating grin?

Maggie Reynolds: [turning around] You must have eyes in the back of your head.

Gus Cantrell: Leonard Huff, manager-slash-bullshit artist extraordinaire.

Chief Umpire: Gentleman, you know the ground rules. So shake hands and let's have a good, clean ballgame.

[Huff puts out his hand, Gus reluctantly shakes it. He tries to walk away, but Huff won't let him]

Leonard Huff: I'm going to give you the beating of your life.

Gus Cantrell: We'll see about that.

Leonard Huff: Yeah we will.

Gus Cantrell: Oh, by the way, some of the guys are wondering where you got your toupee.

Leonard Huff: This is not a toupee. This is real.

Gus Cantrell: You can level with me, huh Lenny? Where'd you get it?

Leonard Huff: [Pulling on his hair] It's real. It's mine.

Gus Cantrell: Really?

Leonard Huff: [Still pulling on his hair] It is and it's mine. You see this? Haha. Dumbass.

Gus Cantrell: [Chuckling as he walks back to his dugout] I'll, uh, tell the guys they were wrong.

[Huff realizes what he did and why the fans are laughing at him]

Twins Assistant Coach: [after the Buzz make a comeback] So much for beating them into submission.

Leonard Huff: Shut up!

[Huff hurls the baseball he's holding against the wall; it rebounds and knocks him out]

Twins Assistant Coach: Get the trainer.

Leonard Huff: Gentlemen, this is NOT a "should win" or "want to win" situation.

Gus Cantrell: This is every 8 year old's dream: play a big league team in a big league park.

Leonard Huff: This is a MUST WIN SITUATION!

Gus Cantrell: No force, no push.

Leonard Huff: [yelling each word individually] BEAT THEM INTO SUBMISSION!

Gus Cantrell: Just relax. Let's have some fun.

Leonard Huff: So are you a baseball fan?

Maggie Reynolds: As a matter of fact, I am.

Leonard Huff: Well, I manage a team. Minnesota Twins, may you've heard of them.

Gus Cantrell: Hmm, Minnesota Twins, may I've heard of them. You asshole.

Leonard Huff: That's it, it's over. I'm not a Pirate, I'm not a Yankee, I'm not even a Red Sock. I am a damn Buzz.

[a player spits in Huff's direction]

Leonard Huff: Thank you. Bumblebee, yeah, that's what I am, a Buzz.

Leonard Huff: Let's go! Let's go! I need some more runs now!