Larry Zoolander Quotes in Zoolander (2001)

Larry Zoolander: You're dead to me, son. You're even more dead to me than your dead mother.

Larry Zoolander: I just thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid.

Derek Zoolander: Mer-man!

[high-pitched cough]

Derek Zoolander: Mer-man!

[after being in a coal mine for a day]

Derek Zoolander: [high-pitched cough] ... I think I'm getting the Black Lung, Pop. It's not very well ventilated down there.

Larry Zoolander: For Christ's sake, Derek, you've been down there one day. Talk to me in thirty years.

Larry Zoolander: Damnit Derek, I'm a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.

Derek Zoolander: I just wanted to make you proud of me, pop.

Larry Zoolander: How? With your male modeling? Prancing around in your underwear with your weiner hanging out for everyone to see?