Felix Grant Quotes in Nine Lives (2016)

Tom Brand: How'd I get into this?

Felix Grant: You haven't been there for your family. You're gonna be stuck inside this cat until you makes things right.

Tom Brand: But I hate cats!

Felix Grant: That's what makes this so perfect.

Felix Grant: So... How you doin' in there?

Tom Brand: Wait a minute... I'm a CAT!

Felix Grant: You look familiar.

Tom Brand: [annoyed] I'm Tom Brand, I own FireBrand...?

Felix Grant: Yesss. I use newspaper in the poopy boxes and I see your face all the time.

Felix Grant: I'm a cat whisperer.

Felix Grant: I wouldn't take that call Ian hang up

[Ian carries on conversing into a cell phone and is promptly run over]

Felix Grant: [last lines]

Ian Cox: [Now stuck in a cat as his comatose body is wheeled away] But I HATE Cats!

Felix Grant: [Smugly repeating what he told Tom] That's why it makes this so perfect

Tom Brand: I am not eating cat food.

Felix Grant: [the character's name is actually Felix Perkins - don't know how to change this] You'll eat cat food or else.

Tom Brand: Oh, I'm ten pounds and covered in fur. What else could you possibly do to me?

Felix Grant: This cat has not been fixed.

Tom Brand: [Whispers] Don't you dare!

Lara Brand: Oh, should I take him to the vet?

Tom Brand: Perkins...

Felix Grant: Let's wait...

Tom Brand: ...if you so much as lay a finger on my...

Felix Grant: ...He's made progress. He's gonna be better now.

Tom Brand: [Continues ranting, unintelligible]

Felix Grant: If he isn't eating his cat food or using his poopy box, give me a call. I'll clip him myself. You hear that Mr. Fuzzypants?

Felix Grant: Okay, cats.

Tom Brand: I'm sorry?

Felix Grant: Let's do this.

[Turns Brand into a cat]