Lainey Quotes in Sleeping with Other People (2015)

Lainey: If you want someone to fall for you, you gotta be you.

Jake: Yeah I don't think I like me enough to introduce him to other people.

Jake: I love you for free, Lainey.

Lainey: I love you for free, Jake.

Lainey: I know that you stop breathing when you kiss, that when you lean in to whisper you put your lips right ence the back of my earlobe, that you kiss the back of my neck before you slip my coat over my shoulders. I remember every compliment you ever gave me, everything you ever did to me in bed. And the day you made me yours, the day you said; "Elaine, I wish I could've known you when you were a little girl, so that I could've been...

Matthew: Could've been your true love. I remember too, you know.

Lainey: Would any of it sound familiar to Emma?

Matthew: Some, yeah.

Lainey: I don't think she needs to know the things she holds close to her heart were rehearsed on someone else.

Lainey: First of all, you are not the Mark Zuckerberg of vaginas.

Jake: I don't know who that is

Lainey: Are you saying I'm crack cocaine?

Jake: Yeah. Don't sell yourself short. We wouldn't have the west wing without you.

Lainey: *You* have lost your mind.

Jake: Well, *you* have lost your water. So, I guess we're tied.