Bruce Nolan Quotes in Bruce Almighty (2003)

[Bruce sees an attractive girl walk past. He blows, causing a gust of wind to lift her skirt]

Bruce Nolan: And he saw that it was *good*!

Bruce Nolan: Newsflash! I'm not okay. I'm not okay with a mediocre job. I'm not okay with a mediocre apartment. I'm not okay with a mediocre life!

Grace: Is that what you think we have? A mediocre life?

Bruce Nolan: Don't make this about you.

Grace: About me? This isn't about me. It's about you. It's always about you!

Bruce Nolan: Perfect. PERFECT! I'll have the worst day of my life with a side order of guilt please!

Bruce Nolan: Vol? Vol? You want a tissue or something? Can we get Vol a tissue... or a spoon?