Charlotte York Quotes in Sex and the City 2 (2010)

Charlotte York: How are you gonna swallow all those?

[referring to Samantha's handful of pills]

Samantha Jones: Have we met?

Anthony Marantino: He gets the wedding, and I get to cheat.

Charlotte York: What? You get to cheat just because you're gay?

Anthony Marantino: No, because I'm Italian!

Samantha Jones: One week in Abu Dubai. All expenses paid.

Carrie Bradshaw: I always been fascinated by the Middle East. You know, desert moons, magic carpets.

Lily York Goldenblatt: Like Jasmine and Aladdin.

Carrie Bradshaw: Yes, sweetie! Just like Jasmine, but with cocktails.

Charlotte York: It really sounds exciting. When are you gonna go?

Samantha Jones: [modest tone] I don't know... When can you all be free?

[Everyone stare at her]

Samantha Jones: You didn't think I was going without my gals? All expenses paid for all four of us. All we have to do is pick the week, and the sooner the better!

Miranda Hobbes: Let me just check my work schedule.

[Looks at her cellphone really quick]

Miranda Hobbes: Yeah! All clear!

Carrie Bradshaw: Well I gotta check... but I'm good to go Middle East, sweetie!

Samantha Jones: [all excited] Charlotte! How's three weeks from now?

Charlotte York: Oh, I... I don't know.

Samantha Jones: [demanding tone] I go to children's birthday parties for YOU! You're going to Abu Dhabi for ME!

Miranda Hobbes: Children's birthday parties. Pulling out the big guns.

Charlotte York: Ah... okay.

Samantha Jones: [obliviously] Thank you!

Carrie Bradshaw: What makes you think something bad is gonna happen?

Charlotte York: Because! Nobody gets everything they want! Look at you, look at Miranda. You're good people and you two both got shafted. I'm so happy and... something bad is going to happen.

Carrie Bradshaw: Sweetie, you shit your pants this year. I think you're done.

Samantha Jones: Relationships aren't just about being happy. I mean, how often are you happy in your relationship?

Charlotte York: Every day.

Samantha Jones: Every day?

Charlotte York: Well, not all day every day but yes, every day.

Charlotte York: [to Big] I curse the day you were born!

Charlotte York: I always knew she'd marry Big.

Samantha Jones: You thought that after the second break up?

Charlotte York: Yep.

Miranda Hobbes: After the fifteenth?

Carrie Bradshaw: Ha ha, we broke up a lot.