Miranda Hobbes Quotes in Sex and the City 2 (2010)

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Miranda Hobbes Quotes:

  • Samantha Jones: Now why would Liza agree to this?

    Miranda Hobbes: It's the law of physics. Whenever there's this much gay in one room, Liza manifests.

  • Miranda Hobbes: Sometimes, as much as I love Brady, being a mother just isn't enough. I miss my job.

  • Samantha Jones: One week in Abu Dubai. All expenses paid.

    Carrie Bradshaw: I always been fascinated by the Middle East. You know, desert moons, magic carpets.

    Lily York Goldenblatt: Like Jasmine and Aladdin.

    Carrie Bradshaw: Yes, sweetie! Just like Jasmine, but with cocktails.

    Charlotte York: It really sounds exciting. When are you gonna go?

    Samantha Jones: [modest tone] I don't know... When can you all be free?

    [Everyone stare at her]

    Samantha Jones: You didn't think I was going without my gals? All expenses paid for all four of us. All we have to do is pick the week, and the sooner the better!

    Miranda Hobbes: Let me just check my work schedule.

    [Looks at her cellphone really quick]

    Miranda Hobbes: Yeah! All clear!

    Carrie Bradshaw: Well I gotta check... but I'm good to go Middle East, sweetie!

    Samantha Jones: [all excited] Charlotte! How's three weeks from now?

    Charlotte York: Oh, I... I don't know.

    Samantha Jones: [demanding tone] I go to children's birthday parties for YOU! You're going to Abu Dhabi for ME!

    Miranda Hobbes: Children's birthday parties. Pulling out the big guns.

    Charlotte York: Ah... okay.

    Samantha Jones: [obliviously] Thank you!

  • Miranda Hobbes: Charlotte has a sand-wedge

    [after Charlotte falls from the camel]

  • Carrie Bradshaw: New York Magazine says Brooklyn is the new Manhattan.

    Miranda Hobbes: Yes, but whoever wrote that lives in Brooklyn.

  • Miranda Hobbes: [at a bar, drinking Cosmopolitans] Why did we ever stop drinking these?

    Carrie Bradshaw: Because everyone else started!

  • Miranda Hobbes: Charlotte has pudding in her Prada.

  • Charlotte York: I always knew she'd marry Big.

    Samantha Jones: You thought that after the second break up?

    Charlotte York: Yep.

    Miranda Hobbes: After the fifteenth?

    Carrie Bradshaw: Ha ha, we broke up a lot.

  • Miranda Hobbes: Is it just me or is Valentine's Day on steroids this year?

    Carrie Bradshaw: No it's the same, we just played for the other team.

  • Steve Brady: Miranda, it's still me.

    Miranda Hobbes: Is it?

  • Samantha Jones: Jesus honey! Wax much?

    Miranda Hobbes: What? My marriage is going through a rough spot. I dont have time to wax!

    Samantha Jones: I could be on death row and not have that *situation*!

  • Miranda Hobbes: The only two choices for women; witch and sexy kitten.

    Carrie Bradshaw: Oh you just said a mouthful there sister.

  • Miranda Hobbes: You two are crazy to get married. Marriage ruins everything.

  • Miranda Hobbes: [shouting to a passionately kissing couple] Yeah, it's all so hot three days in!

  • Miranda Hobbes: And I'm deaf.

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