Carrie Bradshaw Quotes in Sex and the City 2 (2010)

Carrie Bradshaw: I guess I really missed who I used to be and Aiden was such a big part of that. And yes I wanted the flirting and yes I wanted the attention, but I didn't want the kiss. The minute I kissed Aiden, I remembered who I used to be. Someone just running around New York like a crazy person, trying to get the one man I love to love me back. And now he does love me, and he wants to sit on a couch in New York City with me. And I really hope my past hasn't screwed up my future. And what's so bad about a couch anyway?

Samantha Jones: There ought to be a law against hiring a nanny who looks like that.

Carrie Bradshaw: Yeah, the Jude Law.

[Carrie and Big are being kept awake by Charlotte's baby crying and Samantha's loud sex]

Mr. Big: I don't know which is worse.

Carrie Bradshaw: Samantha. The baby will get tired eventually.

Carrie Bradshaw: You have to take the tradition, and decorate it your way.

Carrie Bradshaw: Me and you, just us two.

Mr. Big: [At Carrie's bewildered response to his putting a television in their bedroom] Don't you remember how great it was watching 'It Happened One Night' at the hotel?

Carrie Bradshaw: Yes, that's because it's only happened one night, at a hotel.

Samantha Jones: I'm having a hot flash.

Carrie Bradshaw: You're fine.

Samantha Jones: Seriously. They're starting.

Carrie Bradshaw: You're on a camel in the middle of the Arabian desert. If you're not having a hot flash, you're dead.

Samantha Jones: One week in Abu Dubai. All expenses paid.

Carrie Bradshaw: I always been fascinated by the Middle East. You know, desert moons, magic carpets.

Lily York Goldenblatt: Like Jasmine and Aladdin.

Carrie Bradshaw: Yes, sweetie! Just like Jasmine, but with cocktails.

Charlotte York: It really sounds exciting. When are you gonna go?

Samantha Jones: [modest tone] I don't know... When can you all be free?

[Everyone stare at her]

Samantha Jones: You didn't think I was going without my gals? All expenses paid for all four of us. All we have to do is pick the week, and the sooner the better!

Miranda Hobbes: Let me just check my work schedule.

[Looks at her cellphone really quick]

Miranda Hobbes: Yeah! All clear!

Carrie Bradshaw: Well I gotta check... but I'm good to go Middle East, sweetie!

Samantha Jones: [all excited] Charlotte! How's three weeks from now?

Charlotte York: Oh, I... I don't know.

Samantha Jones: [demanding tone] I go to children's birthday parties for YOU! You're going to Abu Dhabi for ME!

Miranda Hobbes: Children's birthday parties. Pulling out the big guns.

Charlotte York: Ah... okay.

Samantha Jones: [obliviously] Thank you!

Carrie Bradshaw: So does he really get to cheat?

Stanford Blatch: Yes, but only in the 45 states where our marriage isn't legal.

Carrie Bradshaw: [repeated line while narrating her column] I couldn't help but wonder...

Carrie Bradshaw: Some love stories aren't epic novels, some are short stories

Carrie Bradshaw: But, that doesn't make them any less filled with love.

Carrie Bradshaw: They say nothing lasts forever; dreams change, trends come and go, but friendships never go out of style.

Carrie Bradshaw: What makes you think something bad is gonna happen?

Charlotte York: Because! Nobody gets everything they want! Look at you, look at Miranda. You're good people and you two both got shafted. I'm so happy and... something bad is going to happen.

Carrie Bradshaw: Sweetie, you shit your pants this year. I think you're done.

Mr. Big: Would you want to get married?

Carrie Bradshaw: Well, I didn't, didn't think that was an option.

Mr. Big: What if it was an option?

Carrie Bradshaw: Why? What? Do you want to get married?

Mr. Big: I wouldn't mind being married to you. Would you mind being married to me?

Carrie Bradshaw: No, no, not, not if that's what you wanted. I mean, is, is that what you want?

Mr. Big: I want you. So, ok.

Carrie Bradshaw: So really, we're, we're getting married?

Mr. Big: We're getting married. Should we get you a diamond?

Carrie Bradshaw: No. No. Just get me a really big closet.

[last lines]

Carrie Bradshaw: [voiceover] And there, in the same city where they met as girls, four New York women entered the next phase of their lives dressed head to toe in love. And that's the one label that never goes out of style.

Carrie Bradshaw: Well, honey, what have you been eating?

Samantha Jones: Everything except Dante's dick.

Carrie Bradshaw: Some labels are best left in the closet.

Samantha Jones: I can't color enough, I would color all day every day If I had my way, I would use every crayon in my box

Carrie Bradshaw: We get it! You like to color...

Carrie Bradshaw: Maybe you're only alloted a certain amount of tears per man; and I've used mine up.

Carrie Bradshaw: Charlotte Poughkeepsied in her pants.

Carrie Bradshaw: New York Magazine says Brooklyn is the new Manhattan.

Miranda Hobbes: Yes, but whoever wrote that lives in Brooklyn.

Carrie Bradshaw: He's my boyfriend.

Mr. Big: Aren't I a little old to be introduced as your boyfriend?

Carrie Bradshaw: Point taken. From now on you'll be my man-friend.

Mr. Big: That sounds like a dog.

Carrie Bradshaw: Well if the shoe fits.

Resort Worker: Very good, Mrs. Preston.

[walks away from table]

Carrie Bradshaw: [gives blank look] That was like taking a bullet.

Miranda Hobbes: [at a bar, drinking Cosmopolitans] Why did we ever stop drinking these?

Carrie Bradshaw: Because everyone else started!

Carrie Bradshaw: I thought I'd still be in extreme pain. But I feel nothing. I'd like some more nothing.

[Miranda pours her some more Skyy vodka]

Samantha Jones: [hands Carrie her iPhone, which Carrie returns somewhat disgusted]

Carrie Bradshaw: I don't know how to work this!

Charlotte York: I always knew she'd marry Big.

Samantha Jones: You thought that after the second break up?

Charlotte York: Yep.

Miranda Hobbes: After the fifteenth?

Carrie Bradshaw: Ha ha, we broke up a lot.

Carrie Bradshaw: Lets go down to the hotel for dinner tonight, I need to get myself out of my Mexi-coma.

Samantha Jones: Aww, you made a little joke. Good for you!

Miranda Hobbes: Is it just me or is Valentine's Day on steroids this year?

Carrie Bradshaw: No it's the same, we just played for the other team.

Carrie Bradshaw: Yes, the honeymoon to a romantic Mexican resort that I prepaid on my credit card to surprise the man who jilted me.

Carrie Bradshaw: I put a bird on my head.

Carrie Bradshaw: It wasn't logic, it was love.

Mr. Big: You make me very happy.

Carrie Bradshaw: Yeah, yeah... put it in writing.

[first lines]

Carrie Bradshaw: [voiceover] Year after year, twenty-something women come to New York City in search of the two L's: labels and love.

Carrie Bradshaw: And we were dressed from head to toe in love... the only label that never goes out of style.

Carrie Bradshaw: When Big colors... he rarely stays within the lines.

Carrie Bradshaw: Women come to New York for the two L's: Labels and Love.

Carrie Bradshaw: What does your gut tell you?

Carrie Bradshaw: It's the last single girl kiss.

Miranda Hobbes: The only two choices for women; witch and sexy kitten.

Carrie Bradshaw: Oh you just said a mouthful there sister.

Anthony Marentino: The invitations are fancier than the dress.

Carrie Bradshaw: I heard that.

Anthony Marentino: I meant you to!

Carrie Bradshaw: Sweetie, you shit your pants this year. I think you're done.

Carrie Bradshaw: You brought me back to life.

Carrie Bradshaw: I know, my head's in the Witness Protection Program.

Carrie Bradshaw: I let the wedding get bigger than Big.

Carrie Bradshaw: [braces herself in the door, bows] Hello... I live here!

Carrie Bradshaw: Aside from the space issue... why'd you move to New York?

Louise: ...to fall in love.