Jini Jacobs Quotes in Getting That Girl (2011)

Jini Jacobs: [aggressively rushing up to Mandy at the school cafeteria] You penny whore! I can't believe you blatantly disobeyed my direct orders! You and Andy are going steady, like boyfriend and girlfriend... What are you thinking? Oh, and please tell me you didn't already fuck him - did you?

Mandy Meyers: What do you think I did with him, Jini?

Jini Jacobs: Oh, my fuckin' god! That's why you've been acting so weird lately!

Jini Jacobs: I'm Jini Jacobs... Who the hell are you?

Mandy Meyers: [looking back at Andy and Ferrat] Who are those guys? They're kind of cute.

Jini Jacobs: Uh... the one on the left is Ferrat, like the animal. His real name is Richard Barret. And the other is... Andy Wasilewski.

Mandy Meyers: Hmm...

Jini Jacobs: They're both slackers and definitely not cute once you get to know them. All those two do is get loaded, jack off, and try to put their dicks in girls who don't know any better. They're entirely unreliable, excessively immature - all in all, horrible boyfriend material. Basically... just losers with no futures.

Jini Jacobs: [smoking a joint in her Range Rover while Mandy sits shotgun & Jenna makes out with her boyfriend Joe] God, my parents are such losers. Just as I was about to step out the door they actually sat me down and had this big talk with me about parental guidance and all that good judgment bullshit.

Bill Beauchanon: [kissing Jini, as she and Mandy approach the bar table] You made it baby.

Jini Jacobs: Oh Mandy, this is Bill. Bill, this is my new best friend... Mandy Meyers.

Bill Beauchanon: [to Mandy] Welcome to McDermott High... quite fucking possibly the most awesome high school in the entire planet! I'm an All State running back. Nice to meet you. My name is Bill... Bill Beauchanon.

Tommy Bush: [shouts] Bill the Thrill-Yeah! BABY!

Bill Beauchanon: Bill: BOOM!

Mandy Meyers: Mandy: Nice to meet you, Bill.

Bill Beauchanon: [cooly sips his beer] Likewise

Jini Jacobs: [snorts a line of cocaine] Now I want to fuck!

Jini Jacobs: Mandy! Where were you last night? I called your cell like 11 times - no return phone call. What's up with that bullshit?

Jini Jacobs: [to Mandy] You think about what you're doing with your slutty little life! Devise a plan for improvement and forgiveness and maybe... just maybe, we can be friends. But if you want to embarrass yourself, you are not taking me down with you. This ain't D.C. anymore, Dorothy... This is L.A! And it's all about who and what you know... and I'm sorry to say, without me you're not worth two shits here at McDermott.