Nikhil Bhardwaj Quotes in Hasee Toh Phasee (2014)
Nikhil Bhardwaj Quotes:
Meeta: Karishma is not the right girl for you. You should marry me.
Nikhil Bhardwaj: [holds out two fingers] Okay, pick one.
[Meeta picks one]
Nikhil Bhardwaj: Karishma. But you should know I could never break up with her.
Meeta: I know. I also know that you'd never leave me, and I would never need to run away from you, either.
Nikhil Bhardwaj: What kind of guarantee is there you'd be the right one for me? Could you say?
Meeta: A lifetime guarantee with you.
Meeta: Open your fists like this. Now stretch. You'll feel good, like how kids sleep - with wide, open arms, stress free, no baggage.
Nikhil Bhardwaj: Kids don't suffer break-ups.
Meeta: Exactly. Only adults complicate and stress their lives and tightly close our fists.
Nikhil Bhardwaj: Do you do drugs?
Nikhil Bhardwaj: What are those pills you keep popping?
Nikhil Bhardwaj: What medicine?
Meeta: Dichlorosystrin, Zincodestrin and Oxidisulphide.
Nikhil Bhardwaj: Are you unwell?
Nikhil Bhardwaj: Then why do you take them?
Meeta: 'Cause I get weird sensations. Those pills control them.
Nikhil Bhardwaj: What kind of sensations?
Meeta: Sensations such as shivering, palpitating, irritability, couching, trembling, hallucinating, ticklishness, sheepishness, sleep...
[Nikhil walks off]
Nikhil Bhardwaj: It's simple to break a relationship, but to make a relationship work there needs to be adjustments and sacrifices.
Meeta: That's quite a practical thought, but it's also depressing and unromantic.
Meeta: What if I need to use the loo?
Nikhil Bhardwaj: Hold it. You're not a kid.
Nikhil Bhardwaj: [conducted to a sauna for his business meeting] The meeting is in here?
Mukesh's Aide: If you'd come any later, it would've been in the shower room.
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