Nikhil Bhardwaj Quotes in Hasee Toh Phasee (2014)

Meeta: Karishma is not the right girl for you. You should marry me.

Nikhil Bhardwaj: [holds out two fingers] Okay, pick one.

[Meeta picks one]

Nikhil Bhardwaj: Karishma. But you should know I could never break up with her.

Meeta: I know. I also know that you'd never leave me, and I would never need to run away from you, either.

Nikhil Bhardwaj: What kind of guarantee is there you'd be the right one for me? Could you say?

Meeta: A lifetime guarantee with you.

Meeta: Open your fists like this. Now stretch. You'll feel good, like how kids sleep - with wide, open arms, stress free, no baggage.

Nikhil Bhardwaj: Kids don't suffer break-ups.

Meeta: Exactly. Only adults complicate and stress their lives and tightly close our fists.

Nikhil Bhardwaj: Do you do drugs?

Meeta: Nope.

Nikhil Bhardwaj: What are those pills you keep popping?

Meeta: Medicine.

Nikhil Bhardwaj: What medicine?

Meeta: Dichlorosystrin, Zincodestrin and Oxidisulphide.

Nikhil Bhardwaj: Are you unwell?

Meeta: Nope.

Nikhil Bhardwaj: Then why do you take them?

Meeta: 'Cause I get weird sensations. Those pills control them.

Nikhil Bhardwaj: What kind of sensations?

Meeta: Sensations such as shivering, palpitating, irritability, couching, trembling, hallucinating, ticklishness, sheepishness, sleep...

[Nikhil walks off]

Nikhil Bhardwaj: It's simple to break a relationship, but to make a relationship work there needs to be adjustments and sacrifices.

Meeta: That's quite a practical thought, but it's also depressing and unromantic.

Meeta: What if I need to use the loo?

Nikhil Bhardwaj: Hold it. You're not a kid.

Nikhil Bhardwaj: [conducted to a sauna for his business meeting] The meeting is in here?

Mukesh's Aide: If you'd come any later, it would've been in the shower room.