Chubs Murphy Quotes in Getting That Girl (2011)

Bill Beauchanon: [raising a shot of tequila for a toast] Here's to you - you two dizzy faggots. And Tiffany, to your alcoholism... and you playing Beethoven on my skin flute tonight? Ha, cheers!

Tiffany, Tommy Bush, Chubs Murphy: [toasting their shot glasses] Cheers!

Tiffany: [grabbing Bill by the shirt] Okay then, Bill... you beautiful piece of shit.

Bill Beauchanon: [hunched in the English building bathroom stall] Andy Wasilewski! God - I hate that fat-headed bastard!

[snorts a line of cocaine off the toilet paper dispenser]

Bill Beauchanon: 'Oh, I'm Wasilewski and I don't care about anything because I'm gay!' Shit-man - just when you think he's finally out, he sneaks through the back door and pounds you in the ass!

[Bill slams his hand hard against the tile wall]

Chubs Murphy: Yeah, but he's a good guy... I mean I don't know anybody who could really say they hate him.

Bill Beauchanon: What the fuck Chubs! Why don't you suck his dick while you're at it? I hate Weaselewski! Mandy Meyers is a slut and a whore! How the hell does he get all these chicks anyway?

Chubs Murphy: [snorts line of cocaine] Well... you know... he's funny and he's cool with everyone - even the fags.

Bill Beauchanon: What!

[Bill violently grabs Chubs by the throat]

Bill Beauchanon: That's fucking bullshit - you fat fucker! You can stand around and pretend nothing is going on but I'm not going to let this happen. Look at me... that pothead's not going to ruin a great senior year for the rest of us. All right?

Chubs Murphy: All right.

Bill Beauchanon: Let's get the fuck out of here!