Bill Beauchanon Quotes in Getting That Girl (2011)

Bill Beauchanon: [raising a shot of tequila for a toast] Here's to you - you two dizzy faggots. And Tiffany, to your alcoholism... and you playing Beethoven on my skin flute tonight? Ha, cheers!

Tiffany, Tommy Bush, Chubs Murphy: [toasting their shot glasses] Cheers!

Tiffany: [grabbing Bill by the shirt] Okay then, Bill... you beautiful piece of shit.

Bill Beauchanon: [kissing Jini, as she and Mandy approach the bar table] You made it baby.

Jini Jacobs: Oh Mandy, this is Bill. Bill, this is my new best friend... Mandy Meyers.

Bill Beauchanon: [to Mandy] Welcome to McDermott High... quite fucking possibly the most awesome high school in the entire planet! I'm an All State running back. Nice to meet you. My name is Bill... Bill Beauchanon.

Tommy Bush: [shouts] Bill the Thrill-Yeah! BABY!

Bill Beauchanon: Bill: BOOM!

Mandy Meyers: Mandy: Nice to meet you, Bill.

Bill Beauchanon: [cooly sips his beer] Likewise

Bill Beauchanon: [hunched in the English building bathroom stall] Andy Wasilewski! God - I hate that fat-headed bastard!

[snorts a line of cocaine off the toilet paper dispenser]

Bill Beauchanon: 'Oh, I'm Wasilewski and I don't care about anything because I'm gay!' Shit-man - just when you think he's finally out, he sneaks through the back door and pounds you in the ass!

[Bill slams his hand hard against the tile wall]

Chubs Murphy: Yeah, but he's a good guy... I mean I don't know anybody who could really say they hate him.

Bill Beauchanon: What the fuck Chubs! Why don't you suck his dick while you're at it? I hate Weaselewski! Mandy Meyers is a slut and a whore! How the hell does he get all these chicks anyway?

Chubs Murphy: [snorts line of cocaine] Well... you know... he's funny and he's cool with everyone - even the fags.

Bill Beauchanon: What!

[Bill violently grabs Chubs by the throat]

Bill Beauchanon: That's fucking bullshit - you fat fucker! You can stand around and pretend nothing is going on but I'm not going to let this happen. Look at me... that pothead's not going to ruin a great senior year for the rest of us. All right?

Chubs Murphy: All right.

Bill Beauchanon: Let's get the fuck out of here!